Aberdeen restaurants closed down in immigration sweep

[Jones Street Boy]

Hahahah you daft racist.

I have no problem buying a freshly grilled kebab from any of the places off union street, I've never been poisoned and quite often enjoyed some jokes with the guys behind the counter at the expense of the drunken pea-brained and quite often racist fuckheads that usually make up their night-time customer base.

However, I would never in any circumstances get food from mcdonalds, burger king or kfc, because the people they employ are absolute uneducated scum, who probably have diseases of their own on top of their non-existent knowledge of hygiene procedures. Why on earth would you buy food from a greasy fastfood joint staffed by disenchanted sub-mental peasants that just sling crap in a microwave? I would also never consider going to places like those horrible "restaurants" down by the beach, or any other of these franchise restaurants, which are uniformly staffed by, and frequented by equally as awfull plebs.

Kebab shops are great.

If you think your average kebab shop is a good place to observe the fired up proletariat on a Saturday night, it pails into insignificance when compared to the urban safari of Burger King at 3.30am on a Sunday morning. You can actually watch the de-evolution of the human species happening right in front of you.

Good God I wouldn't eat there, but fascinating none the less...

[Lemonade]

the sadly long gone Shezaan tandoori on holburn street was brilliant, they did wicked curries aswell as kebabs. It's an absolute travesty that the place is now a pizza hut! I used to go to the Bombay Bite a few doors down all the time aswell until it closed, they did the most amazing peshwari nan.

The Shezaan was amazing, I've never in my life had a kebab as good as the ones I used to get there.