wanderLust Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 they're selling pregnancy tests in semi chem for a buck...the whole world is a slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 they're selling pregnancy tests in semi chem for a buck...the whole world is a slut.how much would you like to see them priced at? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 how much would you like to see them priced at?Tree fitty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderLust Posted April 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 no price in particular, i just think its a sign of our relentless plight to the gutter,means a 14 year old can find out if the greasy tike shes been bumping uglies with has has gave her a icle baby, with enough pocket money for 10 Lambert and a packet of smarties.Wont bother getting condoms if you can nip down the street and get a clear blu from the same price... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Wont bother getting condoms if you can nip down the street and get a clear blu from the same price...Aye, cos pregnancy tests prevent unwanted babies.Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 Wont bother getting condoms if you can nip down the street and get a clear blu from the same price...You appear to be saying that if tests were more expensive, 14 year olds might think again about 'bumping uglies'?I would suggest that a pregnancy test is one of the last things they would be thinking about at the time.However, if they have 'given in to their urges', surely it is better that it is made as easy and cheap as possible for her to test herself? Better that, than carrying on unawares (or at least in denial) until she floods the classroom floor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderLust Posted April 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 satire is dead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimyReizeger Posted April 25, 2008 Report Share Posted April 25, 2008 satire is dead...But meaningless disconnected comments are all the rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 I dunno, I had to buy one for my girlfriend recently and I was outraged that it cost 8. I'm all for the 1 test, provided it works. I'm also being told that you get three in Poundland for 1. True story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wanderLust Posted April 26, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 But meaningless disconnected comments are all the rage.as are malice smartarse ones it seems...satire satire Pronunciation: \ˈsa-ˌtī(-ə)r\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle French or Latin; Middle French, from Latin satura, satira, perhaps from (lanx) satura dish of mixed ingredients, from feminine of satur well-fed; akin to Latin satis enough more at sadDate: 15011 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn 2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly feel connected now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 as are malice smartarse ones it seems...satire satire Pronunciation: \ˈsa-ˌtī(-ə)r\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle French or Latin; Middle French, from Latin satura, satira, perhaps from (lanx) satura dish of mixed ingredients, from feminine of satur well-fed; akin to Latin satis enough more at sadDate: 15011 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn 2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly feel connected now?Did you mean malicious smartarse ones? Perhaps you should look up the words wit, irony and sarcasm. You might also want to look up vice and folly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimyReizeger Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 1 : a literary work holding up human vices and follies to ridicule or scorn 2 : trenchant wit, irony, or sarcasm used to expose and discredit vice or folly Bit optimistic... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 But if they were selling condoms for 1 that'd be fine?Fuck it, condoms, tampons and pregnancy tests should all be free anyway, at the very least they should be VAT free. It's no wonder we've got the highest rate of teen pregnancy when you can't get free condoms from the family planning clinic without taking a ticket and getting a lecture from some bitter 60 year old woman.Meh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 2, 2008 Report Share Posted May 2, 2008 But if they were selling condoms for 1 that'd be fine?Fuck it, condoms, tampons and pregnancy tests should all be free anyway, at the very least they should be VAT free. It's no wonder we've got the highest rate of teen pregnancy when you can't get free condoms from the family planning clinic without taking a ticket and getting a lecture from some bitter 60 year old woman.Meh.Is that what happens? I used to go and in get them when I worked across the road from the family planning clinic in like 2001 and you just asked at the counter and they gave you a paper bag full of condoms, all you had to do was tell them your name and age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 Simple solution guys, get the snip. You'll sleep easier with no more worries about her "forgetting" the pill and foisting a brat you never wanted anyway onto you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 Simple solution guys, get the snip. You'll sleep easier with no more worries about her "forgetting" the pill and foisting a brat you never wanted anyway onto you...Or just do her up the arse instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 6, 2008 Report Share Posted May 6, 2008 Or just do her up the arse instead.Not reliable enough, chimp. What goes up must come down. I know someone who got up the duff that way.Imagine if she'd kept it...not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Not reliable enough, chimp. What goes up must come down. I know someone who got up the duff that way.Imagine if she'd kept it...not Then just trade her in for a dude. All the bum fun, none of the unwanted fatherhood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Then just trade her in for a dude. All the bum fun, none of the unwanted fatherhood.Wrong again, chimp. Fake bi's are sooooooooooo 2005 lol ig, ig, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Best post of this thread by far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Wrong again, chimp. Fake bi's are sooooooooooo 2005 lol ig, ig, etc.Every teenage goth / emo girl I've ever met went through a "I think I might be a lesbian" phase. Which consisted of pulling one of their mates in front of a crowd of people and um.... that's about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabbage Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 apparently, so the doctor telt me and the girlfriend, that the cheapo test are just as good as the expensive ones and all the supermarket ones are far more acurate than the doctor's test...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 8, 2008 Report Share Posted May 8, 2008 Not reliable enough, chimp. What goes up must come down. I know someone who got up the duff that way.Imagine if she'd kept it...not Pornstar pullout:up: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Pornstar pullout:up:Straight into the bellybutton like a guided missile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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