Lemonade Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 To quote Otis Lee Crenshaw, to call this family white trash would be an insult to polystyrene.Wedding number four for woman, 24, whose mother ran off with her husband - The Daily RecordYou have to read this, it just gets better and better with every paragraph. My favourite quotes - "Pat marked the special occasion by wearing a musical thong which played Here Comes The Bride as she exchanged vows.The couple's first dance at the reception in Arbroath's Cliffburn Hotel was to The Fast Food Song.After the wedding, Alison revealed she called her ex-husband "dad". "Of course it's in the Daily Record so most of it is probably made up. Ryan off of Cobra Kai. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 oh, Dear God..."Alison's ex-husbands include a man who eloped with her own mum, a bigamist and a pal who stood in for her fiance when he jilted her the night before the wedding." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 I really really want to see pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Hahahaha. That's shocking...But you gotta feel for her she must be one insecure young woman or maybe she's just addicted to marriage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 I really really want to see pictures.Believe me, you don't.if the pic of her in the paper is anything to go by then she's nae a looker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Which paper is it in? I think I actually have yesterday's Record, and Friday's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Which paper is it in? I think I actually have yesterday's Record, and Friday's.You actually sound like you're on a mission to see this girl!! Haha.I say the best bet is to stand outside the registry office in Arbroath and you might see her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Fuck doing that, she might end up marrying me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Ive played a gig at the cliffie, its a hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Did you play the Fast Food Song? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Come to think of it I did hear a monophonic rendition of Here Comes The Bride, thought I was going nuts though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Come to think of it I did hear a monophonic rendition of Here Comes The Bride, thought I was going nuts though.Could you imagine the echo in her fanny when that was playing? *shudder* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davewarden Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Could you imagine the echo in her fanny when that was playing? *shudder*Hahahahahahha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 She said: "I've lost a husband but gained a father."classic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 She said: "I've lost a husband but gained a father."classicHow creepy... It's like something off of Hollyoaks!It's actually Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 How creepy... It's like something off of Hollyoaks!It's actually How have they not been on Jeremy Kyle yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Hahahahaha. That is entirely possible! Do you know that people who appear on Jeremy Kyle actually don't get paid for it. They get cheap accommodation in London plus a 20 food voucher, which doesn't get you that much in a city like that!! Plus their lives end up way messier than they were before... Just a little insider information! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 22, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Hahahahaha. That is entirely possible! Do you know that people who appear on Jeremy Kyle actually don't get paid for it. They get cheap accommodation in London plus a 20 food voucher, which doesn't get you that much in a city like that!! Plus their lives end up way messier than they were before... Just a little insider information! Oh aye. Been on have you?!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 That was when it was live from Budz:laughing:I vaguely remember the story of the lassie's husband running off with her mum. It's all a bit sad, but at least they're not going round hitting pensioners with baseball bats, or turning kittens into junkies...I'm sure there are far more families worthy of being called 'Scotland's most white-trashiest family'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 Oh aye. Been on have you?!?Nope. But as I'm a social work student I've seen that people will try anything for a 'bit of help' or some attention! Including Jeremy Kyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted April 22, 2008 Report Share Posted April 22, 2008 I've played a wedding there & that night ended-up with myself, various barstaff, the happy couple & the bride's sister standing by whilst most of the able bodied guests still walking had a square-go outside.Seems one of the bride's mother's ex-partners appeared & upset the happy apple cart.That particular couple had their first dance to Zappa's Broken hearts are for assholes, so it was not all bad! I've seen a photo of the lass in the OP. Don't rush, she's nae pretty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 Do you know that people who appear on Jeremy Kyle actually don't get paid for it. They get cheap accommodation in London plus a 20 food voucher, which doesn't get you that much in a city like that!! Plus their lives end up way messier than they were before... Just a little insider information! I heard they get paid 500 if they go back on it for a "follow-up" story, or is that a load of mince? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeanette Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 Dunno about that. But it's probably a load of nonsense! How many follow ups do they actually do?! Jeremy Kyle really bugs me... He just shouts at people. And I know sometimes they're irritating but shouting isn't going to help! Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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