fatboy Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 looking at all about beards got me wondering who's got beards/taches or any past achievements with facial growthalso are there any of you scared of beards? BEARD PHOBIA: Treatment and Hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 i used to have a pretty fine beard. i'd like to grow one again but the missus disapproves and so would my boss, boo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 I have myself a sort of 'shadow' beard, or more commonly known as a chinstrap. Basically because the hair on my face grows like a 12 year olds. The hair under my jaw line can grow like a jungle though.My facial hair is cursed.Can anyone under 40 pull off a good stand-alone 'tache? I've never seen it done in this day and age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 when i grow a full beard it's just ginger, so most of the time i opt for designer stubble or a hilarious moustache every now and then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 No beard but I've got ridiculous sideburns. Also usually got a bit of stubble... there's nothing "designer" about it though, I just can't be arsed having a shave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 I'm facial hair free and apart from a couple days worth of stubble here and there, keep it that way. I don't trust guys with beards. They're hiding something.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 I'm facial hair free and apart from a couple days worth of stubble here and there, keep it that way. I don't trust guys with beards. They're hiding something....I'v got a beard and have done for over 10 years. Your right though. I am hiding something. A double chin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 I have myself a sort of 'shadow' beard, or more commonly known as a chinstrap. Basically because the hair on my face grows like a 12 year olds. The hair under my jaw line can grow like a jungle though.My facial hair is cursed.Can anyone under 40 pull off a good stand-alone 'tache? I've never seen it done in this day and age.not sure if i pull it off but i gave it a try albeit breifly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Super sexy Dave I've had all sorts of facial hair combos in the past 8 years from ridiculously big mutton chops to a goatee, chin strap etc. I'm only recently starting to be able to pull off a tash though it does border on "junkie/whispie" and it doesn't join up with my beard. Right now i'm sporting a trimmed short beard.I also for the life of me can't grow a soul patch, there's hair there alright but not enough.Beards are in this year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 i used to be all about the soul patch or jazz beard even if it made me look like a wanky bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 not sure if i pull it off but i gave it a try albeit breifly!I like Dave No. 3 the best... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 I would love some 'friendly mutton chops' but my lip hair is worse than a 13 year old lads from torry. Sideburn growing is easy though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neutral Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 I have had full beards, mutton chops and goatees, usually goatees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Had a full beard at 16. Best fake ID you could ever want... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Had a full beard at 16. Best fake ID you could ever want...You could of grown a beard at 16 months.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 You could of grown a beard at 16 months..Maybe I should have tried to make a feeble gimmick out of it, but a username like Jakeishairy would make me look like I was trying to give myself a trademark which would be a lie as I'm not excessively hairy. I can only hope nobody else tries to pull a similar trick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steven Dedalus Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Moustache, beard, crappy sideburns, goatee....I've had them all.I actually went to my job interview in Fopp with my moustache, and still got the job.Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 I have been known to sport a beard, which proved problematic last month as I sent off an offender on the football pitch. His riposte was to call me a 'beardy little faggot'. It was hard to maintain a look of righteous indignation, as internally I was pissing myself! That's the most eloquent the little gobshite has been in his life.Love from christy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Maybe I should have tried to make a feeble gimmick out of it, but a username like Jakeishairy would make me look like I was trying to give myself a trademark which would be a lie as I'm not excessively hairy. I can only hope nobody else tries to pull a similar trick...lolI grew a beard last year, but it was rubbish, so I got rid of it.Apparently Cheryl Cole is a "beard". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neutral Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 If you want to grow a good beard raise your testosterone levelsEating well and working up a regular sweat helps on this one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Thankfully as a girl I am beard free but beards on a man are one of my favourite things. My ex could go from clean shaven to chin bleedingly stubbley in a matter of hours, it was pretty impressive. My downfall is sideburns. I cannlot a resit a guy with good sideys, mutton shops, whatever. It's a curse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 nip and tuckOne more nip and tuck and Cher will be wearing a beard -a beard that I would gladly try on . The drummer oot of the Killers and Taylor oot of the Foos are pretty good at growing comical facial hair . He he, the Killers dude said he had grown it to give his wife a dose of her own medicine, he he he, cheers Biz . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucius Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 I have had many types of beard over the years.I sported a rather amazing (in my opinion) pair of sideys for years and had to shave them off for my new job.Im not technically allowed facial hair in my job at the moment but im growing my goatee and sideys back anyway and my gf will hate it which is a bonus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Always been sideburns for me with the odd (as in occasional, NOT peculiar) goatee thrown in for good measure.Between now and the first sign of summer I'm attempting a full on beard. I'm going to use David Snell's character of Ronnie from The Shield as my template.Wish me luck folks because as soon as I feel that my facial hair is trying to grow back in on itself I'll be tempted to get out the Remington fuzzaway and rid myslef of the damn thing!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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