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Genuine Glasgow 5-A-Side League Team Names


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No doubt thisll be moved to the humour forum but 'll post it here just now:

Steaua Needarest

Dyslexia Untied

Fatzio

Red Star Bellend

Sporting Lesbian

Grass Smokers Zurich

Hajduk Spliff

LSD Eindhoven

Albion Hungovers

Real Sosobad

Shackthar Senseless

Hardly Athletic

St. Mirnoff

Real Ale Madrid

Fred West Ham

Unreal Madrid

Rapid Viagra

Barearselona

Bayern Bru

Athletico Madras

Deportivo Lack a Talent

Bayer Neverlusen

Borussia Nosobad

Sparka Fag

Graham Rix U16's

Big Bertha Berlin

Inter Masister

Substandard Liege

Torpedo Belgrano

Bayer Leverarchfile

FC Copenbadly

Sporting Abeergut

Dinamo Mince

Red Stripe Belgrade

Fake Madrid

Unathletic Madrid

Outer Milan

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I like Fred West Ham best!:up:

Locally I was always impressed by Byron Munich.

Here's my own list of vaguely usable team names...

Rotten Weiss Achen

A C Sienna Miller

F C Groan again

Werther's originals Bremen (or Wer der hell is Bremen?)

F C Bored-O

Bore us all Dortmund

Life on Marseille

S L Mr Ben-fica

Lazyo

PMT Eindhoven (ladies team)

Fuddenham Hotspur (another ladies one)

Knickers Offenbach (yet another ladies team)

Misfortuna Dusseldorf

F C Colon

Barras St Germain (for a Glasgow team, obviously)

Nothing Toulouse

Ulterior motive Leipzig

Sporting Goujon

F C Nae-very-Nice

Fireman Sampdoria

Boaking Juniors

Slovenly Bratislava

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Back in the day, my 5-aside team at Goals was called Substandard Liege.

In fact, while I'm here, we're trying to get the team up and running again but we lack a solid goalkeeper - anyone out there willing to do the job for us? Or even know someone who would be?

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After the sucess of this thread: http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/general-discussion/25937-wrestlers-whos-names-sound-like-food.html

let's do footballers/ managers with foody names.

Roy Bean.

Marcello Chippy

Jamie Spamfield.

Flander Diamond.

Richard Toaster (Foster)

Scott Brown Bread

Evander Sno-Cone

Paul Hartley's Jam

Massimo Donuti

Franck Le Bouef

Dennis Parma Viollet

Brian McEclair

Alan Smiths Crisps

Joe Cola-bottles

Pickle-las Anelka

John Terry's Chocolate Orange

Oreo Ferdinand

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Back in the day, my 5-aside team at Goals was called Substandard Liege.

In fact, while I'm here, we're trying to get the team up and running again but we lack a solid goalkeeper - anyone out there willing to do the job for us? Or even know someone who would be?

I can play in goal, and enjoy it. Although, it would depend when you play ect as i am between Glasgow and Aberdeen.

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Back in the day, my 5-aside team at Goals was called Substandard Liege.

In fact, while I'm here, we're trying to get the team up and running again but we lack a solid goalkeeper - anyone out there willing to do the job for us? Or even know someone who would be?

Can't believe my all-time favourite team name hasn't been listed - Surreal Madrid!

I'm ex-Junior and a pretty awesome defender, but am utter gash in goals - which doesn't really help you in any way at all.

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Can't believe my all-time favourite team name hasn't been listed - Surreal Madrid!

I'm ex-Junior and a pretty awesome defender, but am utter gash in goals - which doesn't really help you in any way at all.

No it doesn't help at all.

Though I'm just thinking. Maybe we should start an aberdeen-music 5-aside team and enter a team down at goals...I think we'd get some nifty players.

Those interested in playing one night every week, leave your name here:

Me.

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I work at Goals, and we get some corking names. My top three (drum roll please)

3 - Dyslexic Untied (that was my idea, although unfortunately I don't have a team. But I still include it, cos it's funny)

2 - Norfolk and Chance (from my time at Goals Glasgow West)

1 - PMT Eindhoven (from the ladies league)

Love from Christy

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