SteveCrisis Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 No doubt thisll be moved to the humour forum but 'll post it here just now:Steaua NeedarestDyslexia UntiedFatzioRed Star BellendSporting LesbianGrass Smokers ZurichHajduk SpliffLSD EindhovenAlbion HungoversReal SosobadShackthar SenselessHardly AthleticSt. MirnoffReal Ale MadridFred West HamUnreal MadridRapid ViagraBarearselonaBayern BruAthletico MadrasDeportivo Lack a TalentBayer NeverlusenBorussia NosobadSparka FagGraham Rix U16'sBig Bertha BerlinInter MasisterSubstandard LiegeTorpedo BelgranoBayer LeverarchfileFC CopenbadlySporting AbeergutDinamo MinceRed Stripe BelgradeFake MadridUnathletic MadridOuter Milan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 I like Fred West Ham best!Locally I was always impressed by Byron Munich.Here's my own list of vaguely usable team names...Rotten Weiss AchenA C Sienna MillerF C Groan againWerther's originals Bremen (or Wer der hell is Bremen?)F C Bored-OBore us all DortmundLife on MarseilleS L Mr Ben-ficaLazyoPMT Eindhoven (ladies team)Fuddenham Hotspur (another ladies one)Knickers Offenbach (yet another ladies team)Misfortuna DusseldorfF C ColonBarras St Germain (for a Glasgow team, obviously)Nothing ToulouseUlterior motive LeipzigSporting GoujonF C Nae-very-NiceFireman SampdoriaBoaking JuniorsSlovenly Bratislava Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 There's a junior team in Aberdeen called Inter Milamb which always makes me chuckle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Back in the day, my 5-aside team at Goals was called Substandard Liege.In fact, while I'm here, we're trying to get the team up and running again but we lack a solid goalkeeper - anyone out there willing to do the job for us? Or even know someone who would be? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 After the sucess of this thread: http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/general-discussion/25937-wrestlers-whos-names-sound-like-food.htmllet's do footballers/ managers with foody names.Roy Bean.Marcello ChippyJamie Spamfield.Flander Diamond.Richard Toaster (Foster)Scott Brown BreadEvander Sno-ConePaul Hartley's JamMassimo DonutiFranck Le BouefDennis Parma ViolletBrian McEclairAlan Smiths CrispsJoe Cola-bottlesPickle-las AnelkaJohn Terry's Chocolate OrangeOreo Ferdinand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Darren Big MackieNosh WalkerRonaldMcDonaldinhoThierry's All Gold HenryLuis FigrollArtur Porridge (Celtic goalie)Nachos NovoDavid Rowie-son(old timers)......Liam BradieGordon BannocksNobby's nuts StilesJim Baxter's soupGerd Muller riceMara-doner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Back in the day, my 5-aside team at Goals was called Substandard Liege.In fact, while I'm here, we're trying to get the team up and running again but we lack a solid goalkeeper - anyone out there willing to do the job for us? Or even know someone who would be?I can play in goal, and enjoy it. Although, it would depend when you play ect as i am between Glasgow and Aberdeen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Back in the day, my 5-aside team at Goals was called Substandard Liege.In fact, while I'm here, we're trying to get the team up and running again but we lack a solid goalkeeper - anyone out there willing to do the job for us? Or even know someone who would be?Can't believe my all-time favourite team name hasn't been listed - Surreal Madrid!I'm ex-Junior and a pretty awesome defender, but am utter gash in goals - which doesn't really help you in any way at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Can't believe my all-time favourite team name hasn't been listed - Surreal Madrid!I'm ex-Junior and a pretty awesome defender, but am utter gash in goals - which doesn't really help you in any way at all.No it doesn't help at all.Though I'm just thinking. Maybe we should start an aberdeen-music 5-aside team and enter a team down at goals...I think we'd get some nifty players.Those interested in playing one night every week, leave your name here:Me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 I used to play amateur league (and 5-a-side), and I'd enjoy a game.BUT I was about 3 stone lighter, a quarter of a century younger and didn't have cartilage problems in those days, so would be of no use now:down: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 I would play, but be warned I am absolutely fucking useless in every position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 I work at Goals, and we get some corking names. My top three (drum roll please)3 - Dyslexic Untied (that was my idea, although unfortunately I don't have a team. But I still include it, cos it's funny)2 - Norfolk and Chance (from my time at Goals Glasgow West)1 - PMT Eindhoven (from the ladies league)Love from Christy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 I work at Goals, and we get some corking names. My top three (drum roll please)1 - PMT Eindhoven (from the ladies league)Love from ChristyDamn!!! I was proud of coming up with that one.How about 'Tampon Bay Rowdies' as a replacement? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 There's a junior team in Aberdeen called Inter Milamb which always makes me chuckle...The best one I ever saw was Byron Munich.Genius. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 i'd be up for a 5 a-side if we could get it running. i used to be pretty nifty but im so unfit these days im a passenger for the 90% of the time in every game i play Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted March 18, 2008 Report Share Posted March 18, 2008 There's a new team at Goals who I have yet to encounter but whose name made me chuckle.Introducing...Shaktar SenselessLove from Christy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stichman Posted March 20, 2008 Report Share Posted March 20, 2008 There's a new team at Goals who I have yet to encounter but whose name made me chuckle.Introducing...Shaktar SenselessLove from ChristyI played against a team called Shatweare (Dontask) last week, which made me chortle almost as much as their 20st striker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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