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You fools.

You gave me a ship about 8 pages back... I told you I could never face the role of Captain again... you forced me to dig up Frank Sinatra's corpse and run a ghost ship.

Me and Sammy Davis JR just scrubbed the decks.

You fucks, you'll regret this.

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Originally posted by josef k:

Dayeth looks nothing like that photo, he be a poor pirate, aesthetically he's more similar to the sea faring peadophile that is Cap'n Birds Eye.

It must be the white hair and beard... bearing in mind the new young Cap'n Bird's Eye is an imposter. Anyway.... just shut up.

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*Revivies thread officially*

Yar, so if yar scurvy pirate arm or seaworn hand were blasted off by another ship in a sea battle, what would you have attached to the end? (Hook etc...but not a hook)

Perhaps a tennis racket? I can see that coming in hand during battle, especially with the lighter ammunition that gest fired.

A time-piece? Carrot?

Or maybe just a bone sticking through...

Im currently developing a Pirate composed of liquid metal who can reform after any unplaesant situation unless it involves a blast furnace... I though of it after watching that film... .....Pirates of the Caribbean.

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Originally posted by Dayeth:

Yar! Nice one laddy...i'll overlook the impossible angle of some of the arrows and toast yer victory with light ale.

*gasps* (at the picture)

I ahvent read this thread for ages and you gys are still trying to kill me! well you are never going to suceed because Ihave lots of secret plans, yu are all going to die, very slowly, mwahahahaha

fuckers.

:bat:

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Originally posted by haigyman:

you fools, the angles are not impossible, there's strong wind blowing right!

Yar! I shall believe thee.

But seriously Rhiannon, thats about the worst picture Ive seen in my life...

the only think remotely realistic is the fact that yes..my eyepatch stays on on the rare occasion I am upside down.

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Originally posted by haigyman:

you fools, the angles are not impossible, there's strong wind blowing right!

congratulations-you appear to have shot yourself in the ankle. some pirate.

can just picure the scenario now:

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Originally posted by scottNP:

by the way, SS fucker is unsinkable.

so there.

i would know, i did hand craft it, using plans that came free with Pirate Monthly.

that's what they said about the titanic

so i think your screwed

the s.s. fucker is fucked,it's dead ok.

get over it

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how a strong wind works, and proof that i didn't shoot myself in the ankle...

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nice to see my maths revision today is going as well as i planned...

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