Dayeth Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 I have decided to become a pirate because I need a cooler job and sailing the seas looting stolen treasure has always been a dream of mine.But first, I need a crew..I need around 25 men to sail under my captaincy around the world beginning next week, until the end of September cos thats when Uni starts again. Here are the conditions:- Ar!...Ye must be able t' speak ..like a pirate.- You must understand the phrases "Scrub the Deck" "Walk the Plank" and "Y' better start believing in ghost stories....YAR IN ONE!"- Treasure is split a more than fair 50/50 between captain (me) and screw.- Anyone caught harbouring stolen goods without my knowledge shall be made to walk the plank.- Treasure that is impractical will be buried and its position will be recorded on a tea staind sheet of A3 cartridge paper with an "X" symbol. A3 only please. Little detail is required in mapping.- Weapons will have to be supplied by yourselves or until we loot some. (Please no weapons of technology proceeding the early 1700's.)- Rum and water biscuits will be provided, meals will be roasted person... dental floss will also be provided.- You must live and die by the pirate code. A second edition copy of this will be issued at port before departure.- Bonus: Having a missing eye, parrot, missing limb replaced by wood or a hook, a bandana, eyepatch or an amazing pirate hatThe crew is already made of myself (Captain Akabussi), my first mate (Blackjack Benson Philips (Demon_of_the_Fall)) and a third cabin boy (Long John Fashunu) who you will meet later.If there more than 25 applicants, I shall consider a fleet and select siutable candidates to captain the other ships.Now are ye with me... YAY OR NEI!Disclaimer: Being a pirate may cause scurvy, loss of limb/eye/teeth/toes, bad breathe, death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 fuck yeh! dayeth. it also seems i'm a pirate. a very good one at that. i would be a great addition to yer(pirate slang) crew.how about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallas Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Can I join on up I have plenty of limes to we don't get scurvy. And I can use a sword. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 I would give a limb/eye/teeth/toe to be a pirate.Aaar! Seems I fit the job description! What are the chances? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ASH Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 If I could of lived in any time it would of been around then, as an Officer in the Royal Navy. So I will be out to hunt you down. hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallas Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 I bet thats not the only reason ASH. In the Navy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ASH Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Are you suggesting I am gay? hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallas Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 No just that the Navy was well a bit lonely fr women back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Blackjack Benson Philips?! has simon ross been inflitrating your ship?! (I believe Flash is also your man, he has a parrot/bird/feathered fiend of some sort ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demon Of The Fall Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by Cloud:Blackjack Benson Philips?! has simon ross been inflitrating your ship?! (I believe Flash is also your man, he has a parrot/bird/feathered fiend of some sort ) ...no its me! i also have a love for gungeing parents Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-matthEw- Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 ive played the Monkey Islands games...where do i sign? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 =ShaunF=Dallasconnie-matthEw-and ASH if thats a yesFind yerselves some swashbuckling pirate names and get ready to set sail!Yar!!.....anyone have a ship? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 ooh arr me hearties. i be on me final installment for a grand old ship, the likes ye could only dream of. she bides at the bay we call cruden.i be a good help to the crew. i can swab the deck an' speak fluent landlubber. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Pah! Pirates!Pirates are the slightly newer than monkeys, but older than ninjas comedy creature.Look at this graph!http://www.jamic-net.co.jp/diet/img/021215/graph.gifthis graph clearly shows the "comedy currency" of pirates and pirate related phrases like "scurvy", "pegleg" and "jesus". The following graph shows how funny ninjas have become since the pirate's terminal decline late last year:http://www.chebucto.ns.ca/Chebucto/Technical/Reports/graph-Nov15-noon.gifa report from a leading historian states:"pirate...not considered...popular"source: http://www.piratesinfo.com/history/history.phpNo, just as monkeys were once really fucking funny in the period, 1998-2000 and pirates were goddamn hillarious until last December, it has come to the attenion of many "laughosphers*" that ninjas look really funny in films like "American Ninja", have awesome websites like www.realultimatepower.net and were in"Shinobi" on the megadrive. My friends, isn't it time to let the dead horse/pirate lie.1. Ninjas are also tougher than pirates. Are there any pirates in Japan? No, because ninjas probably killed them all.2. These are all "facts"*may not be a "real" "word". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Where do I sign? I can't be left on the shore while the scene sails away, can I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewCat Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 pirates drink grog at the Moorings...100% FACT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cloud Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 you mean you drink grog at the moorings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Ar! Me hearties...yall be asking where to sign up!I want to be a pirate Avast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
New Found Power Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 I was a pirate at Halloween, the best damn pirate that ever plundered ye seven seas.Let me join yer crew, or prepare to be boarded, scabrous dogs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 12, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by you_nazi:ooh arr me hearties. i be on me final installment for a grand old ship, the likes ye could only dream of. she bides at the bay we call cruden.i be a good help to the crew. i can swab the deck an' speak fluent landlubber. Originally posted by New Found Power:I was a pirate at Halloween, the best damn pirate that ever plundered ye seven seas.Let me join yer crew, or prepare to be boarded, scabrous dogs! AAAHAAR! I like the yee young scallywags speak... the vessel "The Wastelander" awaits in all her glory ...welcome aboard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 i'm a part time fisherman. i'm sure i could steal a boat and no one would notice. ..argh! sounds like a plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhiannon Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 I'm going to have my own pirate ship, and it will be better then yours, and have cooler people and then we shall sink your ship and we will be ace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 13, 2004 Author Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Originally posted by Rhiannon:I'm going to have my own pirate ship, and it will be better then yours, and have cooler people and then we shall sink your ship and we will be ace. Ar! You dont scare us! You couldn't sail a kite! *toothless grin* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhiannon Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 I shall have Captain Jack Sparrow sailing the ship. then all your gay people and girls will come join us, also, you have emo kids on your boat, they will get sea sick and their tears shall sink you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest AX FAE TX Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 CAN I JOIN.?I HAVE A BAD ATTITUDE ,I CAN PLAY THE SQUEEZE BOX.AND MOST IMPORTANT I HAVE A RED BEARD.OOOH RRRRRR MEEEE HARTY'S PIECES OF EIGHT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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