shaun Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by connie:My sister told me I look like a pigeon.i also claimed that you look like a pigeon...but i lied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 my sister says everyone loks like a pigeon, and she claims to have once had a tail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpacePixie Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Ive had alot of strange friends in my time, to quote a few"pigeons are spies i tell you! Look its watching us!"One talking about a female and male that we know "she looks like a man, and he looks like a girl, the perfect couple! THe lesbian and the twig" was funny at the timeerm i have loads but its too early to think of any moreMy mum keeps telling me to go blonde i think thats weird! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Ethereal Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Myself and Demon_of_the _fall have many a strange conversation and many strange things come out. There are just far too many to list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Originally posted by haigyman:my sister says everyone loks like a pigeon, and she claims to have once had a tail I want to meet your sister! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 An ex actually said "well, if you don't know WHY I'm annoyed at you, I'm certainly not going to tell you." Yes, she actually said it! So, a few weeks later when I staggered home pissed she asked where I'd been so my slurred response was "Well, if you don't know WHERE I've been until this time, I'm certainly not going to tell you." We split up. Fucking punk power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallas Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 My sister thinks I looked like someone in Neighbours but that was a while ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Me and punk drummer Norm went out on his birthday a few weeks ago and a party of 5 girls offered to fuck our spikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted May 13, 2004 Report Share Posted May 13, 2004 Originally posted by Alex:Me and punk drummer Norm went out on his birthday a few weeks ago and a party of 5 girls offered to fuck our spikes. OUCH! X-( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pink_punk Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 some little kid ran up to me in town and said 'mum, look its scooby doo!' there is nooo way that could ever be a compliment!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 I can't recall what the Spanish was... but it translated to..."Your mother is a fish, I have oranges on my head *shakes fist at the sky and starts to speak English again* Come on Son!!!! *looks back at me* I've always wanted to piss off a multi-storey carpark"By the wonderful j.turgenev Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ian-The-Bassist Posted May 25, 2004 Report Share Posted May 25, 2004 Homeless man appears shouts "F'CKIN' LOON YE'R A F'CKIN' PENGWIN! YER A' FLAP 'N NAE FLY". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 My freen had that shouted at him by a homeless person as well! Must be a regular thang on the streets or summat!Even though my hair's blackish my beard comes in quite gingery and Kieran at work asked if I dyed my beard that colour. Surely no one man goes ginger by choice? [no offence intended my lovely ginger co-forumers] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 i saw a hippie talking to herself yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIZZY STARR Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 " u can trust me"the most untrustworthy guy said that to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-Ha Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 walking to a camping spot, through a farm and lots of feilds filled with sheep pigs horses and COWs.the COWs are moooooo'ing friend - "Who's that blowing in a bottle? And how are they getting it to make so much noise? It's so loud!" Father...."he's as thick as a short plank of wood!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted May 26, 2004 Report Share Posted May 26, 2004 That they were going to sellotape a computer to my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 On Wednesday night in Exodus:Random guy: Has anyone told you that you look like Pete Doherty?Jan: No.Random guy: Well you do.Jan: Is that a good or bad thing?Random guy: It's a good thing!Jan: Are you trying to pull me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Haha, Paulcoconutass on Friday "you have fantastic tits" - slightly random and very out of the blue!All the stuff that Haigyman has said in my galleryA friend of a friend once said "i'm sorry, i've been wanting to do this all evening" he then proceeded to put my hair in his mouth for a while.My friend today suggested that he wants to sell my hair, i think it was a typo and was supposed to be "smell" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 ummprobably 'i want your tongue as mine has aids....'typical drunkenness but i still ran Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smooth_groover Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 I was walking home from work one day last month, when a drunken old man crumbled out of Wilsons Bar and said:"Look, I don't mean to be rude sir, but my cat is stuck and I need 50p" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 When I was little my brother told me that at birth men and women were the same and their sex wasn't decided until the appropriate parts were removed. Then these parts were used by furniture companies to make the knobs and handles and whatnot.. I believed him for a long time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rach_69 Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 When I was little my brother told me that at birth men and women were the same and their sex wasn't decided until the appropriate parts were removed. Then these parts were used by furniture companies to make the knobs and handles and whatnot.. I believed him for a long time Now that is cute!I'm sure my brother convinced me of all sorts when i was littleMy friends little sister used to think that if you touched your belly button, a baby would come out and she got really worried about what would happen if you were sitting on the toilet and accidently touched it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Haha, Paulcoconutass on Friday "you have fantastic tits" - slightly random and very out of the blue!so what? .......you dont have good tits??i have a probably not genuine pic suggesting otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Time Machine Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 At the end of last year I phoned up a wifie who interviewed me for a career job to inform her that I was rejecting their offer and accepting another one. I wanted to leave it on good terms and so, you could imagine my surprise when I was told that I had 'wonderful sparkling eyes' that were 'full of life'! Complimentary, but very strange all the same!!!!Another one, you get the best one-liners in local football I find. I was playing football up in Peterhead years ago, when this big ginger loon, shouts at me fae the sidelines:"Hoy! Number two! Is that a nose or a pool cue?"To which I politely replied:"A pool cue. But at least I've nae got ginger pubes!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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