Hog Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Mine has to be a friend who is a lady. She said that she doesnt find me attractive but thinks I have a perfect nose! She said she would fuck my nose lol....weirdo eh?!Whats the weirdest thing someone has said to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Untitled Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 ummmit's mainly me saying the random thingsdont really have onebut it would have to be 'is that a bus? it looks like a bus' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fli$ Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Not the strangest, but by far one of the most amusing..,"hey fliss, did you know you get leopard print cats?" I then informed my 11 year old sister that they were infact leopards...and was where the oh so groovy print came from in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragudave Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 My Gran - "If you dont pass your exams I'll come back and haunt you" - this worked.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endless_war Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 valley69 has said a few VERY strange things to me... would most likely have been the drink talking though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allstardawn Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 "it's illegal to carry a swan in wales""it's illegal to eat bacon in wales"friend: "sprites really do exist.. yeah.. they crush them and put them into the drink!!" dawn: "really?!" friend: "yeah, i'm gonna write a letter of complaint to coca cola"friend: "do you know, if you spell cheese backwards it spells gullible?"dawn: "e-s-s.. no it doesn't!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rass Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Someone told me they loved my blonde locks, then proceeded in a drunken shpiel about how she wanted to fuck my hair... hmm.... and you all thought i died my hair black because it was halloween!had quite a few weird ones, most of which escape me at present tho... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missmcfaney Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 A dumb Australian who worked with me once asked if I wear a wig! What kind of thing is that to ask someone?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 I've got an voice that you could fall asleep to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rock_Princess Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 My male friend said to me "I wish i had boobs"And my female friend and i were having a discussion about how boys suck and she came out with "I think we should all become lesbians". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest evil noodle Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 someone once asked me why i was using their computer, given that I was a small stir fry accompaniment made mainly of wheat.I slapped him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
purplefrodo Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 My mate the other day, whilst eating a kiwi fruit:"have you ever heard of the kiwi bird, native to new -zealand? Well that's where the kiwi-fruit comes from. Its the egg of the kiwi-bird. Its actually called the 'sweet kiwi egg'!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emma Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 i know someone who eats the furry bit of the kiwi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindeh Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 i was recently told by someone that the first time he met me, he noticed i had squint eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tristen Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Theres several threads on the Starfall forums dedicated to stupid shit I end up saying...I think the best on recently was...James: You need to just be single for a while... If you learn to love yourself first then you won't need anyone...Tristen: I'm waaaaaay beyond that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tristen Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Oh and when I got into a strugle with Craig's mum when she tried to steal our property for some reason i screamed STAND DOWN at her Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragudave Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by Emma:i know someone who eats the furry bit of the kiwi I've always eaten the furry bit of the kiwi. Tis lovely. A great flavour when combined with the kiwi's insides... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 this boy with a mad moley next told me he was the captain of my ship and he ws calling ! i know this was off an advert but it was still weird ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Tim Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 ross ltp thrusted his penis in my face and said "face rape" ! it was a realt treat for me ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dallas Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Is your real name Dallas? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hekate Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by ragudave:I've always eaten the furry bit of the kiwi. Tis lovely. A great flavour when combined with the kiwi's insides... yum... i agree! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Salty Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 My teacher said i should be a shrink. He didnt realise that if i was a shrink the world would be full of perverted maniacs, even more than it alreay is. My friends have also said my hair smells nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connie Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 My sister told me I look like a pigeon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lucy Loo Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 i did the gullible/cheese thing except i was told to say cheese really slowly and it would sound like gullible. i did it. yes i'm a dumbass.not said to me and not all that strange but rather funny, "have america got the euro yet?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scott 5FD Posted May 12, 2004 Report Share Posted May 12, 2004 Originally posted by connie:My sister told me I look like a pigeon. sorry, but that is immensly fuuny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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