Hugh_Jazz Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Anything by Sting during his solo career. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted March 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Anything by Sting during his solo career.Don't think The Police can be excused, remember that terrible shake and cough/Nabokov couplet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturtpot Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 "Scouting For Girls - James Bond". My whole body curls up everytime it comes on the radio:"So I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to thrill.I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to kill.I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to thrill.I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to kill"and then to top off that wonderful chorus, the most pathetic last line ever:"Roger and Sean and Timmy and George and Daniel and Pierce and maybe one day me"bollocks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 "Scouting For Girls - James Bond". My whole body curls up everytime it comes on the radio:"So I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to thrill.I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to kill.I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to thrill.I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to kill"and then to top off that wonderful chorus, the most pathetic last line ever:"Roger and Sean and Timmy and George and Daniel and Pierce and maybe one day me"bollocks Oh god I know what you mean with that one, the first time I heard it I was driving, I was tempted to undo my seatbelt and drive into a wall. All their songs have fucking terrible lyrics, ditto the Pigeon Detectives, the Wombats and The Enemy. All four should be arrested for their terrible lyrics. They seem to try so hard to sing about normal things and having normal lives that it almost becomes a parody. Here's a couple of toe-curlers.The Wombats - It This Christmas?I can hear the sleigh bells coming around the bendhere comes the darkest end Christmas is hereIts about nights extend into the overdraftTo scrape out what is left at the end of the yearIts ChristmasTurn Back to the Future off Ive seen it beforemaybe every year and more its great but not againWhats that burning! whats that burning, my mum shrieks downWhile shes touching up her brow for when the family arriveAnd the red wine plummets down and we should all be in our bedsbut its right wing versus left til the wings fall off out headsAnd is this Christmas?Is this Christmas?Is this Christmas, my dear?etc....The Enemy - Away From HereIm so sick sick sick and tiredOf working just to be retiredI don't want to get that farI don't want your company carPromotions ain't my thingName badges are not interestingIts much easier for me seeTo stay at home with Richard and Judy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Exposure @ Lemon Tree Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Oh god I know what you mean with that one, the first time I heard it I was driving, I was tempted to undo my seatbelt and drive into a wall. All their songs have fucking terrible lyrics, ditto the Pigeon Detectives, the Wombats and The Enemy. All four should be arrested for their terrible lyrics. They seem to try so hard to sing about normal things and having normal lives that it almost becomes a parody. Here's a couple of toe-curlers.Hmmm - I actually quite like that Enemy song. In fact, really like it. The lyrics are a little naff, but I like that about it too.All Scouting For Girls lyrics are pish. We've discussed them on here before... They just pick about 2 lines per song that have no correlation whatsoever to each other and repeat. Unimaginitive bollocks.And they're shit too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fridge Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 Rush - Nobodys hero - buttock-clenchingly embarrassingI knew he was different, in his sexualityI went to his parties, as a straight minorityIt never seemed a threat to my masculinityHe only introduced me to a wider reality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 THREAD REVIVAL.The Jailbreak lyrics have been pointed out, and as much as I love Thin Lizzy, these two are just fucking ridiculous.Living and dyingIn chinatownYes they're living and dying down in old chinatownIn chinatownYou better look aroundMan, you don't stand a chance if you go down in chinatownMan, you don't stand a chance if you go down in chinatownLaughing and crying you know it's a factThey're not laughing they are crying'Cause they won't be backOh no you don't come backNot from chinatownMan, you don't stand a chance if you go down in chinatownMan, you don't stand a chance if you go down in chinatownChinatown, it's a different sceneThere are people there, they are so obsceneIf you see what I meanThen they've sold you the dreamDown in chinatownWhat goes up it must come downLiving and dyingThere is no releaseLiving and dyingThere is no reliefThere is no beliefsNot in chinatownMan, you don't stand a chance if you go down in chinatownMan, you don't stand a chance if you go down in chinatownThere are people that will investigate you They'll insinuate, intimidate and complicate you Don't ever wait or hesitate to state the fate that awaits those who Try to shake or take you Don't let them break you You can do anything you want to do It's not wrong what I sing it's true You can do anything you want to do Do what you want to People that despise you will analyse then criticise you They'll scandalise and tell lies until they realize You are someone they should have apologised to Don't let these people compromise you Be wise too You can do anything you want to do It's not wrong what I sing it's true You can do anything you want to do Do what you want to Hey you you're not their puppet on a string You can do everything It's true if you really want to You can do anything you want Just like I do You can do anything you want to do It's not wrong when I sing it's true You can do anything you want to do Do what you want Hey you No can do Hey you Yes you Elvis is dead The king of rock'n roll is dead Elvis is dead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 Came across this abomination on Cracked.com the other day. Brutal. The Black Eyed Peas at their very worst.I want money, I want it, want it, want itFast Internet, stay connected in a jetWi-fi, podcast, blasting out an SMSText me and I text you backCheck me on the iChatI'm all about that http, you're a PC, I'm a MacI want itMySpace in your spaceFacebook is that new placeDip divin,' socializin', I'll be out in cyberspaceGoogle is my professorWikipedia, checkerCheckin' my account, loggin' in and loggin' outBaby, I want it now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 ^^^ somewhat ashamedly I own a copy of this album. But I did buy it off a guy selling copied CDs out of a holdall so that doesn't really count. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted January 25, 2013 Report Share Posted January 25, 2013 the worst lyric of all time has to be this although Stuart Jester will disagree with me...."Let's Get Rocked" Def LeppardDo ya wanna get rocked? Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get Rocked...... I'm your average, ordinary, everyday kid, Happy to do nothin' In fact that's what I did. Got a million ways to make my day, but daddy don't agree 'Cos when I try to get away he says He get plans for me Get your butt right out of bed - Stop buggin' me Get up and move your sleepy head - Don't shake my tree. He said Mow the lawn - Who, me? Walk the dog - Not my style, man! Take out the trash - No way! Tidy your room - C'mon get real! Sorry dad, gotta disappear, Let's get the rock outta here. Seven-day weekend, Up all night, In at the deep end, Hang on tight Won't take a minute, Won't take long, So get on in it, Come on, come on, come on Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked Let's go all the way, get it night'n'day C'mon let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked. I'm your average, ordinary, everyday dude Drivin' with my baby, To get her in the mood She's dialin'through my radio and I'm ready to make my move, But what she got ain't rock'n'roll and it really blew my groove It was - Chopin, Mozart, Beethoven It makes me wanna scream - Bach, Tchaikovsky, violins Turn it off! - That ain't my scene Well I'm sorry girl, here's my confession I suppose a rock's out of the question? [Repeat Bridge] [Repeat Chorus] Oh, all I wanna do is take a ride into the blue Ev'ry time I want to love you I get stuck inside my room Heaven knows I'm sick'n'tired of dancin' with this broom I feel lucky today Hey, look at that man! Do ya wanna get rocked? Do ya wanna get rocked? It won't take you a minute, It won't take that long, So get on, get with it, Oh, c'mon Everybody! Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked Get on top, baby Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked Do ya wanna? Do ya wanna? Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked Get on top of it Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked Love to rock your body, baby Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked Let's go all the way, Let's do it night and day, Let's get out and play, Rock the night away C'mon Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get (rocked) Oh, Do ya wanna get rocked? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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