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"Scouting For Girls - James Bond". My whole body curls up everytime it comes on the radio:

"So I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.

Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.

And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.

Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.

I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to thrill.

I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to kill.

I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to thrill.

I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to kill"

and then to top off that wonderful chorus, the most pathetic last line ever:

"Roger and Sean and Timmy and George and Daniel and Pierce and maybe one day me"

bollocks :down:

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"Scouting For Girls - James Bond". My whole body curls up everytime it comes on the radio:

"So I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.

Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.

And I wish I was James Bond, just for the day.

Kissing all the girls, blow the bad guys away.

I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to thrill.

I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to kill.

I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to thrill.

I've a license, I've a license, I've a license to kill"

and then to top off that wonderful chorus, the most pathetic last line ever:

"Roger and Sean and Timmy and George and Daniel and Pierce and maybe one day me"

bollocks :down:

Oh god I know what you mean with that one, the first time I heard it I was driving, I was tempted to undo my seatbelt and drive into a wall. All their songs have fucking terrible lyrics, ditto the Pigeon Detectives, the Wombats and The Enemy. All four should be arrested for their terrible lyrics. They seem to try so hard to sing about normal things and having normal lives that it almost becomes a parody. Here's a couple of toe-curlers.

The Wombats - It This Christmas?

I can hear the sleigh bells coming around the bend

here comes the darkest end

Christmas is here

Its about nights extend into the overdraft

To scrape out what is left

at the end of the year

Its Christmas

Turn Back to the Future off Ive seen it before

maybe every year and more

its great but not again

Whats that burning! whats that burning, my mum shrieks down

While shes touching up her brow

for when the family arrive

And the red wine plummets down and we should all be in our beds

but its right wing versus left til the wings fall off out heads

And is this Christmas?

Is this Christmas?

Is this Christmas, my dear?

etc....

The Enemy - Away From Here

Im so sick sick sick and tired

Of working just to be retired

I don't want to get that far

I don't want your company car

Promotions ain't my thing

Name badges are not interesting

Its much easier for me see

To stay at home with Richard and Judy

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Oh god I know what you mean with that one, the first time I heard it I was driving, I was tempted to undo my seatbelt and drive into a wall. All their songs have fucking terrible lyrics, ditto the Pigeon Detectives, the Wombats and The Enemy. All four should be arrested for their terrible lyrics. They seem to try so hard to sing about normal things and having normal lives that it almost becomes a parody. Here's a couple of toe-curlers.

Hmmm - I actually quite like that Enemy song. In fact, really like it. The lyrics are a little naff, but I like that about it too.

All Scouting For Girls lyrics are pish. We've discussed them on here before... They just pick about 2 lines per song that have no correlation whatsoever to each other and repeat. Unimaginitive bollocks.

And they're shit too.

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THREAD REVIVAL.

The Jailbreak lyrics have been pointed out, and as much as I love Thin Lizzy, these two are just fucking ridiculous.

Living and dying

In chinatown

Yes they're living and dying down in old chinatown

In chinatown

You better look around

Man, you don't stand a chance if you go down in chinatown

Man, you don't stand a chance if you go down in chinatown

Laughing and crying you know it's a fact

They're not laughing they are crying

'Cause they won't be back

Oh no you don't come back

Not from chinatown

Man, you don't stand a chance if you go down in chinatown

Man, you don't stand a chance if you go down in chinatown

Chinatown, it's a different scene

There are people there, they are so obscene

If you see what I mean

Then they've sold you the dream

Down in chinatown

What goes up it must come down

Living and dying

There is no release

Living and dying

There is no relief

There is no beliefs

Not in chinatown

Man, you don't stand a chance if you go down in chinatown

Man, you don't stand a chance if you go down in chinatown

There are people that will investigate you

They'll insinuate, intimidate and complicate you

Don't ever wait or hesitate to state the fate that awaits those who

Try to shake or take you

Don't let them break you

You can do anything you want to do

It's not wrong what I sing it's true

You can do anything you want to do

Do what you want to

People that despise you will analyse then criticise you

They'll scandalise and tell lies until they realize

You are someone they should have apologised to

Don't let these people compromise you

Be wise too

You can do anything you want to do

It's not wrong what I sing it's true

You can do anything you want to do

Do what you want to

Hey you you're not their puppet on a string

You can do everything

It's true if you really want to

You can do anything you want

Just like I do

You can do anything you want to do

It's not wrong when I sing it's true

You can do anything you want to do

Do what you want

Hey you

No can do

Hey you

Yes you

Elvis is dead

The king of rock'n roll is dead

Elvis is dead

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Came across this abomination on Cracked.com the other day. Brutal. The Black Eyed Peas at their very worst.

I want money, I want it, want it, want it

Fast Internet, stay connected in a jet

Wi-fi, podcast, blasting out an SMS

Text me and I text you back

Check me on the iChat

I'm all about that http, you're a PC, I'm a Mac

I want it

MySpace in your space

Facebook is that new place

Dip divin,' socializin', I'll be out in cyberspace

Google is my professor

Wikipedia, checker

Checkin' my account, loggin' in and loggin' out

Baby, I want it now

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the worst lyric of all time has to be this although Stuart Jester will disagree with me....

"Let's Get Rocked" Def Leppard

Do ya wanna get rocked?

Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get

Rocked......

I'm your average, ordinary, everyday kid,

Happy to do nothin'

In fact that's what I did.

Got a million ways to make my day, but daddy don't agree

'Cos when I try to get away he says

He get plans for me

Get your butt right out of bed - Stop buggin' me

Get up and move your sleepy head - Don't shake my tree.

He said

Mow the lawn - Who, me?

Walk the dog - Not my style, man!

Take out the trash - No way!

Tidy your room - C'mon get real!

Sorry dad, gotta disappear,

Let's get the rock outta here.

Seven-day weekend,

Up all night,

In at the deep end,

Hang on tight

Won't take a minute,

Won't take long,

So get on in it,

Come on, come on, come on

Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked

Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked

Let's go all the way, get it night'n'day

C'mon let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked.

I'm your average, ordinary, everyday dude

Drivin' with my baby, To get her in the mood

She's dialin'through my radio and I'm ready to make my move,

But what she got ain't rock'n'roll and it really blew my groove

It was - Chopin, Mozart, Beethoven

It makes me wanna scream - Bach, Tchaikovsky, violins

Turn it off! - That ain't my scene

Well I'm sorry girl, here's my confession

I suppose a rock's out of the question?

[Repeat Bridge]

[Repeat Chorus]

Oh, all I wanna do is take a ride into the blue

Ev'ry time I want to love you I get stuck inside my room

Heaven knows I'm sick'n'tired of dancin' with this broom

I feel lucky today

Hey, look at that man!

Do ya wanna get rocked?

Do ya wanna get rocked?

It won't take you a minute,

It won't take that long,

So get on, get with it,

Oh, c'mon

Everybody!

Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked

Get on top, baby

Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked

Do ya wanna?

Do ya wanna?

Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked

Get on top of it

Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked

Love to rock your body, baby

Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get rocked

Let's go all the way,

Let's do it night and day,

Let's get out and play,

Rock the night away

C'mon

Let's get, let's get, let's get, let's get (rocked)

Oh,

Do ya wanna get rocked?

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