Bigsby Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 OK, this thread was inspired by Shane Ward's new single, which has to be a contender for the worst lyrics of all time:I'm gonna make you feel like you're heaven on earthI'm gonna thank your mother just for giving you birthSo come on folks, what are the most cringeworthy/annoying/juvenile lyrics that you know?Feel free to include local bands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Garbage courtesy of Marshall Mathers. I particularly hate the last line but the rest is unstructured nonsense as well.Daddy's gonna buy you a mockingbirdI'mma give you the worldI'mma buy a diamond ring for youI'mma sing for youI'll do anything for you to see you smileAnd if that mockingbird don't sing and that ring don't shineI'mma break that birdie's neckI'd go back to the jewler who sold it to yaAnd make him eat every carat don't fuck with dad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Top quality extract from Slow Jam by New Order:The afternoon was very clearThe sun was beating down on meI got thirsty for a beerThat I had to go to seaThe sea was very roughIt made me feel sickBut I like that kind of stuffIt beats arithmetic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Take yer pick RICHARD ASHCROFT LYRICS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 This contains some of the lamest lyrics I've heard in a while . Sounds like it was written by a teenager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 "Mexican girl, don't leave me alone, I've got a heart as big as a stone" - Smokie"Gonna write a classic, gonna write it in an attic" - Adrian Gurvitz"Get on the bus and cause no fuss" - Oasis"I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't s'possed to see, I've been to paradise but I've never been to me" - some warbling diva who "connected" with the Happy Nappy Land set for a few weeks in the 80's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 This contains some of the lamest lyrics I've heard in a while . Sounds like it was written by a teenager.There isn't a number big enough to quantify the hours I'd happily spend mercilessly kicking that cunts head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 This contains some of the lamest lyrics I've heard in a while . Sounds like it was written by a teenager.That's a little offensive to teenagers. Sounds more like a primary school class' anti-war project.......unless there was some quality after the 1 minute and 2 second I could bear listening to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Since anti war songs have been brought up, how about this "classic" from Culture Club:War war is stupidAnd people are stupidAnd love means nothingIn some strange quartersWar war is stupidAnd people are stupidAnd I heard them bangingOn hearts and fingersPeople fill the worldWith narrow confidenceLike a child at birthA man with no defenseWhats mine is my ownI wont give it to youNo matter what you sayNo matter what you doNow were fightingIn our heartsFighting in the streetWont somebody help me?Man is far behindIn the search for something newLike a philistineWere burning witches tooThis world of fateMust be designed for youIt matters what you sayIt matters what you doNow were fightingIn our heartsFighting in the streetWont somebody help me?After the bird has flownHe walked ten thousandMiles back homeYou cant do that to me, noYou cant do that to meYou cant do that to me, noYou cant do that to meNow were fightingIn our heartsFighting in the streetWont somebody help me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimyReizeger Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Morcheeba - Be yourself. Main focus on the last twenty-something lines.http://www.lyricsdomain.com/13/morcheeba/be_yourself.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 Pretty much any Cannibal Corpse lyrics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul G Posted October 1, 2007 Report Share Posted October 1, 2007 First time I heard this, I knew that I wouldn't forget it in a hurry"I'll make you a shopoholicBuying you stuff until you vomit"(Big Brovaz - Favourite things) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unbroken Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 NWA - Straight Outta' Compton"This is a gang, and I'm in it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Sloth Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Silverchair - Tomorrow'there is no bathroomand there is no sinkthe water out of the tapis very hard to drink' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Top quality extract from Slow Jam by New Order:The afternoon was very clearThe sun was beating down on meI got thirsty for a beerThat I had to go to seaThe sea was very roughIt made me feel sickBut I like that kind of stuffIt beats arithmeticThe "go to sea" line always used to crack me up. I heard the line "Hey girls, I'm a cunt" in a song I believe to by Everytime I Die, which i found rather crass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Impaled Nazarene - Satan Wants You DeadThis world is a maggot I put on a fish hookWhile I rape your grandmothers dirty fucking corpseThats the whole song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 Anything whiny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonner Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 and why nobodys mentioned "Holy Diver" i dont know. "you can see his stripes, but you know he's clean. you know what i mean?" eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swingin' Ryan Posted October 2, 2007 Report Share Posted October 2, 2007 What am I gonna do my girlfriend's test turned blue We tried to play it safe that night we could not wait No no, this can't be right she said it would be alright I can't afford to be a daddy, so I leave tonight... Cash Machine by Hard-FiWhat kind of message is that to send out? Get a girl pregnant then shoot off under the cover of night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 What am I gonna do my girlfriend's test turned blue We tried to play it safe that night we could not wait No no, this can't be right she said it would be alright I can't afford to be a daddy, so I leave tonight... Cash Machine by Hard-FiWhat kind of message is that to send out? Get a girl pregnant then shoot off under the cover of night?Aye, that's a pretty dodgy message, alright. He could at least do the decent thing and talk her into getting rid of it instead... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Aye, that's a pretty dodgy message, alright. He could at least do the decent thing and talk her into getting rid of it instead...Sooo, Abortion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Sooo, Abortion A fantastic option, we're lucky to have it. Should be compulsory in some cases. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaOfEnergy Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 Murrr :Pretty much any Cannibal Corpse lyrics. maybe to someone who deosnt like death metal or the theme surrounding it, as far as brutal horror theme lyrics go, corpse is fine, so there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murrr Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 maybe to someone who deosnt like death metal or the theme surrounding it, as far as brutal horror theme lyrics go, corpse is fine, so there!I'm not adverse to a little bit of death here and there, I just find the lyrics hysterical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeaOfEnergy Posted October 3, 2007 Report Share Posted October 3, 2007 its all good, i love laughin about the lyrics too their completely O.T.T, i think that makes them good tho, each to their own and so on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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