Lemonade Posted September 24, 2007 Report Share Posted September 24, 2007 I'm on the lookout for somewhere to hang my hat. If anyone has a spare room to let out, I'd probably be interested. I don't really mind who I live with or where, as long as it's clean and quiet.I'm a 27 year old professional male, clean, tidy, quiet, easy going. Earning a decent wage. Car owner. Occasional smoker (but don't mind being banished to the garden to enjoy my dirty habit). Prefer quiet nights in, but do enjoy a night out every once in a while. I tidy up after myself. Very considerate of others. Not a party type - my ideal night is a stack of DVDs and a Dominos pizza. I like to watch movies a lot. I like a game of poker. Occasionaly visit the gym. I play guitar. I make affa fine pancakes on a Sunday.I don't really mind about location, since I usually drive everywhere anyway, but somewhere with parking would be nice. My only criteria for a flatmate is someone quiet, ideally who works similar hours to me (9-5) and won't be banging about all night cause I'm quite a light sleeper. My last flatmate told me she was 'between jobs' when I went to look around her flat, then after I moved in I found out she was a hooker! I got kept awake every single night either by the noise of her getting fucked or by the drunken all night parties she held three or four nights a week. I'd prefer not to go through this again as I didn't sleep properly for about 3 months, and I came home from work early a few times and walked in on her wanking off old men. This was not a fun place to live.Any offers, please get in touch - PM or email thecocacolakid@hotmail.co.ukThanksElwood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pastperfect Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Is your last flatmate looking for a new roomie?I think she may be my ideal flatmate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 My last flatmate told me she was 'between jobs' when I went to look around her flat, then after I moved in I found out she was a hooker! I got kept awake every single night either by the noise of her getting fucked or by the drunken all night parties she held three or four nights a week. I'd prefer not to go through this again as I didn't sleep properly for about 3 months, and I came home from work early a few times and walked in on her wanking off old men. Please read no further if easily offended......Oh, how I laughed!Apart from being a noisy, durty, grampa-chugging wee hoor, was she tidy?I have two spare rooms, but you're probably riddled with STI's - either that or you're raging homo - coz there's no way you stayed there for 3 months without poking it at least once unless you were batting for the pink team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
framheim Posted September 25, 2007 Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Please read no further if easily offended......Oh, how I laughed!Apart from being a noisy, durty, grampa-chugging wee hoor, was she tidy?I have two spare rooms, but you're probably riddled with STI's - either that or you're raging homo - coz there's no way you stayed there for 3 months without poking it at least once unless you were batting for the pink team or perhaps he didn't want to be riddled with sti's from a hooker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted September 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 25, 2007 Yes, thank you Dave, someone standing up for my integrity! No I never did 'poke that', she was ugly as shit, she looked like a guy crossed with the female gremlin from Gremlins 2, and she smoked all my fags and drank all my beer. I couldn't stand the girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Yes, thank you Dave, someone standing up for my integrity! No I never did 'poke that', she was ugly as shit, she looked like a guy crossed with the female gremlin from Gremlins 2, and she smoked all my fags and drank all my beer. I couldn't stand the girl.Ewwwww! - sounds like you cleared out not a moment to soon o_O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted September 26, 2007 Report Share Posted September 26, 2007 Yes, thank you Dave, someone standing up for my integrity! No I never did 'poke that', she was ugly as shit, she looked like a guy crossed with the female gremlin from Gremlins 2, and she smoked all my fags and drank all my beer. I couldn't stand the girl.Can you PM me her number?Only joking, sounds like quite a good laugh for the first couple of weeks, but it would get old pretty quickly.What area was it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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