The Sloth Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I was just listening to Radio 1. Some lady from Glasgow just one 35 million and she went to get a manicure for the first time in her life...It's a fairly obvious question but what would you do if you won a heap on the lottery?Being someone who is not driven by material things, I'd like to think that I would give most of It away to improve someone elses life who needs it...although Id probably do some selfish things first, like build a studio. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Buy a bigger flat, a new guitar, nicer car, go on holiday, basically all those things I can't afford just now.After that I'd probably start treating my friends and family for a bit. Pay off my folk's mortgage, things like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Buy Hog some talent. Na serious note, I'd pay off my bro's mortgage, make sure everyone in family/close friends is sussed in that sense. After that I'd get myself some nice things. There are a couple of cars I wouldn't mind having. Same with guitars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Steven Dedalus Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I would hire a hitman to assainate me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimyReizeger Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Stop working and go full-time writing erotic short-stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I would hire a hitman to assainate me.That could be fun!I like to think that if I won that much I'd give the majority away to charities / people who need it, but I'd probably invest in a few supercars and a few houses too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I'd drop 100 notes in a park, and just sit on a bench and watch people find them. I think that would be amusing.If I won the lottery today I'd be very fucked up. I'd probably party myself to death very quickly, or at least go completely insane. Knowing myself quite well, it would all go to my head and I'd be an awful person. But a rich one. Pro's and con's, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Didz Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Buy a big assed mansion, hire dwarf waiters, fill the mansion with hookers, drugs, booze, caged lions. Buy a shit load of flash cars. Build a runaway, buy plane and pilot. Tell mates to quit their jobs and come live in the mansion. Travel alot.I'd probably take my family out for a meal when i first win as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I'd buy my way into Parliament and raise legislation to stop minkers giving their kids stupid names: -These are genuine, by the way...ChardonnayShanna-BluCheyenne Ikea..and the latest from the evening express...KayDee-JCunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Buy a big assed mansion, hire dwarf waiters, fill the mansion with hookers, drugs, booze, caged lions. Buy a shit load of flash cars. Build a runaway, buy plane and pilot. Tell mates to quit their jobs and come live in the mansion. Travel alot.I'd probably take my family out for a meal when i first win as well....and just squander the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 This thread just reminded me that I needed to put some more money on my National Lottery online account.I play a Lucky Dip each Wednesday and Saturday, and get emailed if I win anything. Pretty handy, as I don't pay attention to the draws and always forget to put a ticket on. A couple of tenners, but nothing big yet.Did you hear about the guy who got a big lotto win and wanted to buy a 50% stake in Leeds United??He said "If i got 4 numbers I would've bought the whole club". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I'd buy my way into Parliament and raise legislation to stop minkers giving their kids stupid names: -These are genuine, by the way...ChardonnayShanna-BluCheyenne Ikea..and the latest from the evening express...KayDee-JCunts.What was the name of that ned's kid, whom they named after the Lisbon Lions?? Bet he'll grow up to be a brain surgeon There's a lot of Jade's about just now. At least 3 in each of my classes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Savant Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I'd buy my way into Parliament and raise legislation to stop minkers giving their kids stupid names: -These are genuine, by the way...ChardonnayShanna-BluCheyenne Ikea..and the latest from the evening express...KayDee-JCunts.Didn't you hear about 4-Real and Superman then?BBC NEWS | UK | Magazine | What can you name your child? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 There's a lot of Jade's about just now. At least 3 in each of my classes.Oooooh, that just makes me mad - name a kid after a fat, ugly, moron!!!!!Anyway - off topic.I'd buy my beloved Kilmarnock Football Club, give JJ a rise, buy back Boyd and keep Naisy on a bumper contract.I'd also sign myself as a player (seeing as they let me go when I was a teenager ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I'd buy my beloved Kilmarnock Football Club, give JJ a rise, buy back Boyd and keep Naisy on a bumper contract.I wouldn't buy my club, as our owner is an absolute gent who has done so much already.I would however offer to pay for a new stadium, more central in Inverness. Reward all the players who have been at the club for a number of years. Give money to the youth squads. We're already debt free and making profit, so there's no major point in changing anything drastically.I'd also retire from my current job, and use my time to train with the team every day so I can make my long awaited comeback in football, to star in the Highland league Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest batterypowpow Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I'd probably become very frightened and forget i had it for a while until i thought about what it meant.Travelling would be the biggy, probably moving to a different country too. Money to immediate family members. And i'd get a Mac. And a load of CDs. And a bunch of organic vegetables and fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I'd become an "it girl" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Nazi Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 I'd make a list of the different people I've owed money to in the past and how much I owe them.Then I'd get extensive cosmetic surgery and move to Brazil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Didn't you hear about 4-Real and Superman then?BBC NEWS | UK | Magazine | What can you name your child?I was on a rant in the office about schemie names when someone mentioned it. Poor kid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Buy Hog some talent.He said the lottery, not Donald Trump's inheritance.I'd buy a big fuck off house in the middle of nowhere, a car with a chauffer, and that really would be about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 He said the lottery, not Donald Trump's inheritance.I'd buy a big fuck off house in the middle of nowhere, a car with a chauffer, and that really would be about it.What about a Mitre for your beloved so they don't have to use an oldschool leather brick anymore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 buy cambridge united and get us out this tinpot league we find ourselves playing in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Right. Jimmer, Im going to fucking kick your head in tomorrow:up:Anyway.I would...Give half of it to charityFor the rest I would...Buy a McPherson acoustic guitarBuy a 7 string Stephen Carpenter guitar which has been laquered with Devin Townsend's jizzHave a massive house built in FloridaGive loads of money to my close family and friends (apart from Jimmer)Build a recording studio in the Polynesian Microislands with a wine cellar and a seperate apartment for each of my band members apart from Jimmer.Buy Chris Wilkie a 1000hp car.Record an album with Devin TownsendPurchase a small vinyard in France and actually try to make decent wine, not that watered down table-pishI would buy a Leica with a 1.0 lens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Four words: 1959 Gibson Les Paul.That and some "courtesans", ie high class hoors that only rich dudes like sheiks can afford. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted August 15, 2007 Report Share Posted August 15, 2007 Four words: 1959 Gibson Les Paul.That is three words and a number Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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