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I just came into money, phwoarr missus, and have hired a lear jet to take me to Bangcok - great name, phwoarr, anyway ...I am getting two penises grafted onto my head and am on the lookout for a midget I can carry around on my back to perpetually stroke the members fit for groupie action, I'm nae a poof or onything, but beggars - or even employers canna be that fussy noo - adays, so if ye ken ony midgets up for it, I will be haeing auditions in Drummonds on Sunday nicht - OH, it's five quid to get in, but Gus Tawse is well worth it, he is funny as hell, cheers Biz.

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Lecht Polanski stole my slot

Oo err missus, that sounds WELL durty, but the Eastern European degenerate pretended he was me, and got paid for spickin shite tae, the jammy blethrashite, Mon the Lecht.

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