SteveCrisis Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 An Irishman goes to the Doctor with botty problems...."Dactor, it's me ahrse. I'd loik ya ta teyhk a look, if ya woot".So the doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look."Incredible" he says, "there is a 20 note lodged up here."Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the man's bottom, and then a 10 pound note appears."This is amazing!" exclaims the Doctor. `'What do you want me to do?""Well fur gadness sake teyhk it out, man!" shrieks the patient.The doctor pulls out the tenner and another twenty appears, andanother and another and another, etc....Finally the last note comes out and no more appear."Ah Dactor, tank ya koindly, dat's moch batt er. Just out ofinterest, How moch was in dare den?"The Doctor counts the pile of cash."1,990 exactly.""Ah, dat'd be roit,'' says the IrishmanWait for it...."I knew I wasn't feeling two grand" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 funny joke, but i just realised there is absolutely no reason for him to be irish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 funny joke, but i just realised there is absolutely no reason for him to be irish"grand" is heavily used by the Irish. To be sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 He really should have walked into the doctors with a pig under his arm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted June 15, 2007 Report Share Posted June 15, 2007 Whats the pig for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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