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americans are stupid.... classic


Dan G

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I believe one of the lassies on the latest BB asked what 'stamina' meant in the course of a converstion... o_O

Lets hear it for 'western civilisation'o_O:swearing:

I would hope Big Brother isn't considered a representation of our great nation!

What gets me in that video, apart from the hilarity of it, is that they are all completely unashamed of their ignorance. The attitude seems to be "why the fuck would I need to know that?"

I wonder whose side will we take when the USA invades France...Worrying times indeed.

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An American supplier once called me at 11am:

Andy - "Hey Craig how about lunch today."

Me - (assuming he must be in town) "Sure thing."

Andy - "OK I'm in some place called STAVANGER, how do I get to England from there." (note the use of the term England in reference to the UK)

Me - "Where?!?"

Andy - "S-T-A-V-A-N-G-E-R." (Americans often resort to spelling stuff when dealing with us third world types)

Me - "But Andy... Stavanger is in Norway."

Andy - "Yeah that's real near Aberdeen huh?"

Me - "No that's in Europe."

Andy - "But Europe's part of England - right?"

Me - "Andy, your'e on the other side of the North Sea from me."

Andy - "Isn't there a tunnel?"

Me - "Not near Norway no. You can only go by plane or boat."

Andy - "Can't I just charter some chopper."

Me - "I'm not sure where you could do that" (then politely) "It doesn't look like you're going to get here in time for lunch."

Andy - "I guess not. I'll call you once I'm back in Houston."

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