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americans are stupid.... classic

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Show me in UK how many people actually knows countries of the world and would be able to show 'em on the map? I'm sure the number would the same or even less than in america

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I'm well aware that not all americans are retarded.

But this is still funny....

I prefer this one as the guy just makes up stuff about what Canada is doing and asks people for their opinions, including students and professors from Harvard, berkley and Princeton Universities.

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I believe one of the lassies on the latest BB asked what 'stamina' meant in the course of a converstion... o_O

Lets hear it for 'western civilisation'o_O:swearing:

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It's true, most americans really are that stupid.

And they have no concept of other currencies either.

I was asked by an assistant in a Rite-Aid Pharmacy 'Do you have dollars where you come from?'

As Morrissey said on You Are The Quarry:

America is not the world

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I believe one of the lassies on the latest BB asked what 'stamina' meant in the course of a converstion... o_O

Lets hear it for 'western civilisation'o_O:swearing:

I would hope Big Brother isn't considered a representation of our great nation!

What gets me in that video, apart from the hilarity of it, is that they are all completely unashamed of their ignorance. The attitude seems to be "why the fuck would I need to know that?"

I wonder whose side will we take when the USA invades France...Worrying times indeed.

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An American supplier once called me at 11am:

Andy - "Hey Craig how about lunch today."

Me - (assuming he must be in town) "Sure thing."

Andy - "OK I'm in some place called STAVANGER, how do I get to England from there." (note the use of the term England in reference to the UK)

Me - "Where?!?"

Andy - "S-T-A-V-A-N-G-E-R." (Americans often resort to spelling stuff when dealing with us third world types)

Me - "But Andy... Stavanger is in Norway."

Andy - "Yeah that's real near Aberdeen huh?"

Me - "No that's in Europe."

Andy - "But Europe's part of England - right?"

Me - "Andy, your'e on the other side of the North Sea from me."

Andy - "Isn't there a tunnel?"

Me - "Not near Norway no. You can only go by plane or boat."

Andy - "Can't I just charter some chopper."

Me - "I'm not sure where you could do that" (then politely) "It doesn't look like you're going to get here in time for lunch."

Andy - "I guess not. I'll call you once I'm back in Houston."

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I posted the YT link in a predominantely American forum... holy crap they were not happy!

They're all like: THIS IS A SET-UP.

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