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Rumours roundup about the new series:

Show starts with an all-girl house

Housemates forced to sleep four to a bed

Islamic contestant will wear a veil

Raunchy peep show planned for sex-starved contestants

Couples to be offered the chance to marry on air

New-look house will have four rotating rooms

Secret garden linked to bedroom to encourage romantic night-time trysts

Contestants' partners to be put on display in secret room

"Asbo teen" will wreak havoc in the house

As usual I'll watch them go in tonight then try and avoid it for the rest of the summer

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Thing is, after the Jade and Shilpa thing why on earth did they think it was even remotely a good idea filling the house entirely with women?

They'll kill each other by Friday.

Thats what I thought, but then its prob designed to give the tarnished reputation of the state of the nations female youth a chance to redeem itself, given it was widely condemned by the world media after Jade race hate mob fiasco. Most foreign people now think that Jade is yer average young british female. Uneducated, spoilt, ugly and opinionated. Its almost correct. But this lot seem like a diverse crowd of oddball freaks so could distract from what happened in a positive way I suppose. Some are interesting and have the potential to be good car crash telly - but non of them are likeable. I admit I may watch a few....especially when the fights kick off. My moneys on the nedette pot head to batter the porno twins.

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surely the whole point is that the jade and shilpa thing sent their viewing figures through the roof and got them more publiicty than all the other series combined. although forced to apologise for it i'm sure they'd love for that to happen again.

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There was an Ofcom statement prior to the broadcast.

All it basically said was that Channel 4 failed on their part with the last series' events and breached Ofcom policies, then stated "as a result of this, Channel 4 must broadcast this message to notify viewers of this failure".

I don't know about you, but I certainly don't care if it failed or not, and I doubt it would hurt the number of viewers.

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I think that Welsh bird is going to do alright. Anyone that cooks everyone a cooked breakfast is alright by me.

Charlie's turning out to be a right bitch. I bet she's going to be first out.

And is it me or is that older woman a habitual liar? First she fibs about being told she's got the single bed, then she claims that her husband was in the Normandy landings! I mean there's having a dry sense of humour and there's taking the piss.

At least they've put a bloke in there that seems to have half a brain in his head..... so far.

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"There's a new music taking over the UK right now, it's called Indie"

I wanted to cough up my own Kidney and beat her to death with it when she said that. Is there anything more cringeworthy than some Public School Tory moron talking about music? Yes, a Public School Tory moron who think she's the new Peaches Geldof talking about music.

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What's with the pink haired bitch who looks like some hybrid of Dennis Pennis and a CD cover of Ivor Cutler I saw once? HAven't even watched it but I hate her on principal of her picture alone.

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What's with the pink haired bitch who looks like some hybrid of Dennis Pennis and a CD cover of Ivor Cutler I saw once? HAven't even watched it but I hate her on principal of her picture alone.

yes, she's the one I CAN'T get my head around. The way she talks is like Liam Gallagher talking shite to himself in his car.

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surely the whole point is that the jade and shilpa thing sent their viewing figures through the roof and got them more publiicty than all the other series combined. although forced to apologise for it i'm sure they'd love for that to happen again.

I dunno, Channel 4 are masters at pushing it far enough and then withdrawing a bit - they know fine well that the government could pull them tomorrow if they continued to push it too far. They're owned by the State, so it's not like they actually have complete freedom to break broadcasting rules.

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twins = should be stabbed with the kitchen knives in the next 20mins. Doing my head in.

lap dancing footballers cousin = ''oooh i;m so hot'', No, you're an arse.

welsh beth ditto = respect.

pink haired tracy = upmost respect, my sort of attitude.

the old lady that came in last who piles her hair on a little knob on her head = will be the banter merchant.

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