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Remember when this appeared in Viz?

Some of them were quite handy to know, others were just taking the piss.

Here's two for starters:

  • To avoid crumbling a stock cube in your hands and spilling the contents everywhere except the pan, simply crumle it in its foil wrapper, open carefully and sprinkle.
  • If you don't own a dog but want to pretend you have an Andrew Puppy, unwind it leaving a trail of toilet roll around your house and end up in the bathroom dropping the last of it in the toilet bowl. Press flush and watch the trail disappear just like it was attached to a retriever pup. This can also be used to resemble someone slurping a spaghetti strand into their gob.

Feel free to post your top tips.

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My Gran once had a book of household tips, all normal stuff like how to get out stains and look after houseplants etc. Then on the last page out of nowhere there was the tip..."If you are at home and find an intruder, a handy knuckleduster can be fashioned by grasping a lighter in your fist and slotting 2p's between your knuckles".

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When were Viz's Top Tips actually practical?

If memory serves me well there was at least one per issue that was helpful.

One in particular was how to degunk your fuel tank if some bastard had poured sugar in to it.

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