Kraheem Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Does anyone ever get anal pain?Mainly when you're walking down the road and all of a sudden it's "oocha, that's a bit nippy!" It's always in a place you just can't quite touch as well.Not the classiest of subjects, I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Nope. Well... maybe, I can't remember, because I didn't document it anywhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 Can I suggest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted May 13, 2007 Report Share Posted May 13, 2007 you have to question the sanity and logic of a person who posts this kind of thing on a public forum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 This is mild compared to some of the health-related threads that crop-up on another forum I post on! However, anal pain should not be ignored/put-up with as it may be an indication of something much more serious - The OP should get to a doc ASAP to have this checked-out. Even a slight tear in the tissue down there can turn into a very nasty abcess that may well require surgery if not dealt with in time & can become prone to returning.If it is just because the OP is a bit too hairy down there, the brave soul also has the option to get waxed !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Addi Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 DustyDeviada: you're avatar + the picture you posted = discomforting combination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 DustyDeviada: you're avatar + the picture you posted = discomforting combination.Less discomforting thanks to the picture Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HairyScaryMark Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 Weird, I too have had a weird pain above and to the left of my arse crack. Not sure why, think it has something to do with a muscle from exercising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 DustyDeviada: you're avatar + the picture you posted = discomforting combination.Ha! Well spotted. Could well provide an explanation for the anal pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsh Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 "Anal Pain" sounds like a Jake Spike side - project.Or at least a Spike PD song. In fact, there must be a song title at least in the same ball park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted May 14, 2007 Report Share Posted May 14, 2007 "Anal Pain" sounds like a Jake Spike side - project.Or at least a Spike PD song. In fact, there must be a song title at least in the same ball park.Only SPD song I can think of around that region is 'Anal Fixation'.The new Bastard Squad release has a beauty called 'Trousers down, Mars bar up arse'.I'll stop right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
medichi Posted May 15, 2007 Report Share Posted May 15, 2007 There is a condition called Proctalgia Fugax which is characterised by shooting rectal pain.I'm sure one of the gind-orientated bands on here is going to write a song called that now.But obviously get yerself checked oot.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted May 16, 2007 Report Share Posted May 16, 2007 Oochya anal painI's a pain in the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kilgore Trout Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Does anyone ever get anal pain?Mainly when you're walking down the road and all of a sudden it's "oocha, that's a bit nippy!" It's always in a place you just can't quite touch as well.Not the classiest of subjects, I know.i'm a doktur, from the description and the way you typed it i would say you have what we in the trade call "bum cancer", its treatable but you have to catch it in the early stages otherwise it will spread into your face and you will turn into a bus driver. sorry.either that or you are a "funny cunt" which is incurable and fatal.look on the bright side , you could have trrebble spelling like me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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