french_disko Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Emily Lisbon Lyons BBC NEWS | Scotland | Glasgow and West | Celtic baby called Lisbon LyonsWords fail me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 And that's worse than what Gerri Halliwell called hers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Last Wrong Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I knew a guy who changed his name to Raymond Paulo Di Canio Monaghan. nutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Thats pretty bad, but didnt Chris Martin call one of his kids Moses!! Nae pressure there!! o_O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Glen Medeiros' children are called:Chord MedeirosandLyric Medeiros Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Not forgetting Jermain Jackson calling one of his sprogs Jermajesty.What's Lionel Ritchie going to call his next child? Mebazza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 I remember reading on teletext about a guy who's songs middle name was every players last name in the Celtic starting eleven. I can't find it on the internet but it was round the era of Jorg Cadette and Paolo Di Canio. Funily enough they left out Van Hoijdonk. I hope that kid has grown up to be a rangers fan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 And to think I felt guilty for calling my son Knopfler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 stupid shmeltic bint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 And to think I felt guilty for calling my son Knopfler.You are joking aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 The worst two I ever heard - and these were read out to me from a gossip mag (you know the ones about historectomies, rape, incest and Collen McSlagbag).....Shanna-BluCheyenne-IkeaNo shit!Only the schemie, chavvy,minky underclass would name a kid after a fucking flat-pack superstore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Only the schemie, chavvy,minky underclass would name a kid after a fucking flat-pack superstore.Well it is mooted that 1 in 10 Europeans are conceived in an Ikea bed. Maybe it was a homage to that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 10, 2007 Report Share Posted May 10, 2007 Well it is mooted that 1 in 10 Europeans are conceived in an Ikea bed. Maybe it was a homage to that In that case, I should change my name to Paul MK1 Escort :laughing: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Lucifer Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Not forgetting Jermain Jackson calling one of his sprogs Jermajesty.Great stuff! If I ever have children I hope I won't let common sense get in the way of a cheap laugh at the expense of their name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 You are joking aren't you?Here's a picture,of him, what do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 Here's a picture,of him, what do you think?Cute.Is he going to be a left-hander (looking at the angle of the mandolin)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Mulhern Posted May 18, 2007 Report Share Posted May 18, 2007 I remember reading on teletext about a guy who's songs middle name was every players last name in the Celtic starting eleven. I can't find it on the internet but it was round the era of Jorg Cadette and Paolo Di Canio. Funily enough they left out Van Hoijdonk. I hope that kid has grown up to be a rangers fan.My dad (who incidentally was in Lisbon for the final in 67) tells a "story" about a child born shortly after in Glasgow being given middle names of the full winning team - something likeName "Simpson Craig Gemmell Murdoch McNeill Clark Johnstone Wallace Chalmers Auld Lennox" Surname ?( ?( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 My dad (who incidentally was in Lisbon for the final in 67) tells a "story" about a child born shortly after in Glasgow being given middle names of the full winning team - something likeName "Simpson Craig Gemmell Murdoch McNeill Clark Johnstone Wallace Chalmers Auld Lennox" Surname ?( ?(That is a true story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted May 19, 2007 Report Share Posted May 19, 2007 Cute.Is he going to be a left-hander (looking at the angle of the mandolin)?I hope not, he won't be able to play any of my guitars!That said, he could follow in the steps of Gary Moore and Mark Knopfler who are both lefties who play right handed, apparently leading to them having great vibrato as a result. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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