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I remember reading on teletext about a guy who's songs middle name was every players last name in the Celtic starting eleven. I can't find it on the internet but it was round the era of Jorg Cadette and Paolo Di Canio. Funily enough they left out Van Hoijdonk. I hope that kid has grown up to be a rangers fan.

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The worst two I ever heard - and these were read out to me from a gossip mag (you know the ones about historectomies, rape, incest and Collen McSlagbag).....

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No shit!

Only the schemie, chavvy,minky underclass would name a kid after a fucking flat-pack superstore.

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I remember reading on teletext about a guy who's songs middle name was every players last name in the Celtic starting eleven. I can't find it on the internet but it was round the era of Jorg Cadette and Paolo Di Canio. Funily enough they left out Van Hoijdonk. I hope that kid has grown up to be a rangers fan.

My dad (who incidentally was in Lisbon for the final in 67) tells a "story" about a child born shortly after in Glasgow being given middle names of the full winning team - something like

Name "Simpson Craig Gemmell Murdoch McNeill Clark Johnstone Wallace Chalmers Auld Lennox" Surname

?( ?(

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My dad (who incidentally was in Lisbon for the final in 67) tells a "story" about a child born shortly after in Glasgow being given middle names of the full winning team - something like

Name "Simpson Craig Gemmell Murdoch McNeill Clark Johnstone Wallace Chalmers Auld Lennox" Surname

?( ?(

That is a true story.

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Cute.

Is he going to be a left-hander (looking at the angle of the mandolin)?

I hope not, he won't be able to play any of my guitars!

That said, he could follow in the steps of Gary Moore and Mark Knopfler who are both lefties who play right handed, apparently leading to them having great vibrato as a result.

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