SteveCrisis Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 read the articles, the medical reason was stress/nervous breakdownMy heart bleeds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 read the articles, the medical reason was stress/nervous breakdownSo she gets released from jail for stress and a nervous breakdown? plenty people in jail put up with much worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 I couldn't agree more, HIV, cancer, infections by the bucketload etc. it's UTTER bullshit. I did post a link, but here's the latest news spelled out for you all:"Paris Hilton has been ordered back into court Friday morning at 9am when city prosecutors will argue that sheriff Lee Bacca did not have the authority to release Hilton from jail on Thursday. When Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer sentenced Paris to 45 days in jail last May, he specifically ruled that Paris was not allowed any work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. Sheriff Bacca ignored this and set Paris up with a electronic monitoring system. The city attorneys office will argue that the sheriff violated the judges orders. If the judge agrees, Paris will be put back in jail. And the judge in the new hearing probably will agree with Judge Sauers original ruling because the judge in the new hearing is Judge Sauer. The AP says:The celebrity inmate was sent home from the Los Angeles County jail's Lynwood lockup shortly after 2 a.m. in a stunning reduction to her original 45-day sentence. She had reported to jail Sunday night after attending the MTV Movie Awards in a strapless designer dress. She was ordered to finish her sentence under house arrest, meaning she could not leave her four-bedroom, three-bath home in the Hollywood Hills until next month. City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo complained that he learned of her release the same way as almost everyone else through news reports. Then, late Thursday, he filed a petition questioning whether Sheriff Lee Baca should be held in contempt of court for releasing Hilton and demanding that she be held in custody. Superior Court Judge Michael T. Sauer's decision to haul Hilton back to the courtroom came shortly after.Man this judge is awesome. Hes like a one man army. Paris better watch her ass or this dude will sentence her to 40 years on Monster Island." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 A judge has ordered Paris Hilton returned to jail to serve out her 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case. She was taken from court screaming. "It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.haahahahaaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted June 8, 2007 Report Share Posted June 8, 2007 Honestly, who cares if she has a breakdown or commits suicide? She was in prison for a reason, tough shit if she can't handle it. Releasing her will make her worse.She should of been arrested for making that porno too:popcorn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted June 10, 2007 Report Share Posted June 10, 2007 ohhh please give me more media attention.The lifeless scum of the earth need mefuck off you parasite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nature_1 Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 best picture ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McGoatski Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 The only law that ought to hand that manky filthpot any kind of `special status` is the one that bans 107th trimester abortions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Neck Man Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 That picture makes me angry. Especially the 'bird' on the right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strat Harry Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 They must weigh about 700 kilosYou know if those 3 lard asses were supporting me I think i'd be greatin' too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Neck Man Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 I was about to say "it wouldn't be so bad if they could even write in a straight line", but yes it would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Fatty on the right needs the wall to support herself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Are they part of the National American Society for People Born With Two Arses? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Are they part of the National American Society for People Born With Two Arses?no these are average build americans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted June 11, 2007 Report Share Posted June 11, 2007 Not only does the woman on the right have the worlds largest front facing anus, she has chosen some trousers that highlight this fact amazingly, back style pockets on the front...girl is proud yo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 It's called a 'GUNT'. Not quite your gut, but too high to be a cunt, the gunt sits peacefully between these two more famous regions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 The picture is enough to give Jake an erection! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 It's called a 'GUNT'. Not quite your gut, but too high to be a cunt, the gunt sits peacefully between these two more famous regions.I've got a friend who calls it the "Pouch" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Gunt is still my firm favourite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 The picture is enough to give Jake an erection!For fuck's sake, stop RIGHT there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stichman Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Gunt is still my firm favourite.Why is the Gunt concealed by the trousers and not the top? If I had a Gunt I reckon I'd tuck my trousers round the bottom of it and let the top hang loose, no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Why is the Gunt concealed by the trousers and not the top? If I had a Gunt I reckon I'd tuck my trousers round the bottom of it and let the top hang loose, no?That's the way men wear them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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