SteveCrisis Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 I was under the impression that this was going to be a right barrel of laughs and an entertaining Laahndan Gangster flick when I settled down to watch it on DVD the other night.How disappointed I was to discover that it's the epitome of shit. I sat for the 90 minute duration willing the film to get better, but as the film went on (and on) and no sign of improvement was in sight, my dependency for Mauritian rum became paramount.There was one redeeming scene, however: Denise Van Outten fellating a cucumber:popcorn: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 i actually didnt mind it, not the greatest film ever but not the worst but then again i always enjoy ray winstone.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 then again i always enjoy ray winstone....Who doesn't? Nobody can do psychotic rage like he can..............If this is the film I'm thinking of, never seen it, but the cast is practically identical to "The Final Cut", one of the funniest films I've ever seen. Worth it for that alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 I was under the impression that this was going to be a right barrel of laughs and an entertaining Laahndan Gangster flick when I settled down to watch it on DVD the other night.How disappointed I was to discover that it's the epitome of shit. I sat for the 90 minute duration willing the film to get better, but as the film went on (and on) and no sign of improvement was in sight, my dependency for Mauritian rum became paramount.There was one redeeming scene, however: Denise Van Outten fellating a cucumber:popcorn:Yes, it was rather gash.So bad in fact, that I can't even remember DVO gobbling the cucumber.There was on decent line though, when Rhys Ifans, dressed in a bear suit, says to Jonny Lee Miller - "I hope you don't mind me turning up like this"Come to think of it, the movie had a hell of a cast - what a fucking waste!Has anyone seen it's sister movie "The Final Cut" ?Most of the same cast including pre-divorce, feed-the-kid-eckies Jude & Sadie.Also utter gash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Final Cut is truly awful, but LH&O, while not exactly brilliant, has enough good moments and cast members to make it watchable. I like the bit where Ray Winstone says to the guy on the film set 'You're fat and I'll throw you in the river, f**k off'. Or something to that effect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Final Cut was great, sod you all! I like it, anyway. Best bit was Ray kicking off a famous rant with "You nicked her fucking purse?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Final Cut was great, sod you all! I like it, anyway. Best bit was Ray kicking off a famous rant with "You nicked her fucking purse?"Bollocks...Bollocks!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted April 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 There was on decent line though, when Rhys Ifans, dressed in a bear suit, says to Jonny Lee Miller - "I hope you don't mind me turning up like this"Come to think of it, the movie had a hell of a cast - what a fucking waste!Agreed on both points.Has anyone seen it's sister movie "The Final Cut" ?Most of the same cast including pre-divorce, feed-the-kid-eckies Jude & Sadie.Also utter gash.I'll reserve judgement until I've seen it. You fuckin Si! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Bollocks...Bollocks!!!!!!!!!!Ye fackin' slags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted April 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Ye fackin' slags.Don't mack me off for a two bob. Jog on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Don't mack me off for a two bob. Jog on.Could you please get that Sarah Harding avatar to fuck!'cause every time I see it, I'm cruelly reminded of just how much of my life is spent not shagging her (i.e. 100%). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted April 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Could you please get that Sarah Harding avatar to fuck!'cause every time I see it, I'm cruelly reminded of just how much of my life is spent not shagging her (i.e. 100%).In a word: No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 Don't mack me off for a two bob. Jog on.Lovely. Time for some jellied eels and a knees-up raand the Joanna. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 26, 2007 Report Share Posted April 26, 2007 In a word: No.Cunt. :down: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted April 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Cunt. :down: Who you calling a cunt, cunt?Is it time for a thread dedicated to THAT Derek and Clive routine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted April 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Lovely. Time for some jellied eels and a knees-up raand the Joanna.I know a bloke, who knows a bloke, who knows a bloke who's selling a Joanna.It'll cost you a monkeyHe's also selling a motor from his lock-up for a donkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kernel Loaf Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Is this the film where they are talking friendly in a car park, someone mistakenly shoots a round, and in the end they start shooting each other? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted April 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 Is this the film where they are talking friendly in a car park, someone mistakenly shoots a round, and in the end they start shooting each other?Indeed. And it's the worst shoot out ever. The A-Team firefights were more convincing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 27, 2007 Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 I know a bloke, who knows a bloke, who knows a bloke who's selling a Joanna.It'll cost you a monkeyHe's also selling a motor from his lock-up for a donkeyA donkey? Stroll on, do wot, knock it on 'e 'ed, stone me guv, as it 'appens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted April 27, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 27, 2007 A donkey? Stroll on, do wot, knock it on 'e 'ed, stone me guv, as it 'appens.Nah mate. It's proper. Bosh.He lives rahnd from the Elephant and Castle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted April 28, 2007 Report Share Posted April 28, 2007 Who you calling a cunt, cunt?Is it time for a thread dedicated to THAT Derek and Clive routine?I'm callin' you a cahnt, you cahnt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 Nah mate. It's proper. Bosh.He lives rahnd from the Elephant and CastleI'll get on the ol' dog an' bone. If 'e takes a Gregory, sorted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted May 1, 2007 Report Share Posted May 1, 2007 It was on the old George Melly last night. Watched about 30 secs. It was just as pish as I remembered it to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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