nullmouse Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 what about if the screams are in a no means yes, stop means go kind of context?ASBO. Or staple your safeword to the front door. Either way, generally being considerate of the rest of the folk in the block is the way forward. I used to tell my neighbours when I had a party planned, perhaps avid BDSM fans could show the same grace?My tongue's so far in my cheek it looks like I'm blowing the invisible man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted March 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 what about if the screams are in a no means yes, stop means go kind of context?Join in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 What if you phone the cops and it turns out they were just having a little bit of consensual BDSM fun?i'd only expect that from a promoter of 'obedience school'. well played.though, as stated in an article in bizarre magazine... causing someone bodily harm, even if consentual, is still against the law. so if you called the fuzz they'd still probably take the guy to the station.better safe than sorry i say hog. call them up and if it is innocent them im sure it'll be fine. its confidential. if not, you may stop it before something really bad happens to the poor woman. otherwise, if you can out for sure then go round with a bat and sort the fucker oot. make a music video for 'hate event'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 i'd only expect that from a promoter of 'obedience school'. well played.though, as stated in an article in bizarre magazine... causing someone bodily harm, even if consentual, is still against the law. so if you called the fuzz they'd still probably take the guy to the station.better safe than sorry i say hog. call them up and if it is innocent them im sure it'll be fine. its confidential. if not, you may stop it before something really bad happens to the poor woman. otherwise, if you can out for sure then go round with a bat and sort the fucker oot. make a music video for 'hate event'.What he said. Good advice that man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 What he said. Good advice that man.i like it when threads go rightwell as it was once said "any man who hits a woman, isn't a man at all" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Or staple your safeword to the front door. Amazing! Best idea ever! If anyone hears cries of anguish coming from my flat anytime soon, just check for a sign reading 'Aubergine'. If you can't find it, I'm in trouble. And not the good kind of troubleMy tongue's so far in my cheek it looks like I'm blowing the invisible man.Mine too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 i'd only expect that from a promoter of 'obedience school'. well played.though, as stated in an article in bizarre magazine... causing someone bodily harm, even if consentual, is still against the law. so if you called the fuzz they'd still probably take the guy to the station.Don't even get me started. Convicting a guy of being an accessory to his own assault was just ludicrous. Punish some real criminals.The law's so sketchy on that one anyway. It's not the causing of bodily harm that's the problem, it's the causing of actual and lasting damage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HateEvent Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 make a music video for 'hate event'.Already happening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Don't even get me started. Convicting a guy of being an accessory to his own assault was just ludicrous. Punish some real criminals.The law's so sketchy on that one anyway. It's not the causing of bodily harm that's the problem, it's the causing of actual and lasting damage.just saying mel. im a fan of dirty kinky sex everyday of the week. woot though i'm not a fan of inflicting pain on women, even if it is just for her enjoyment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Already happening keep us up to date. if you need any extras give us a pmwoooooot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted April 5, 2007 Report Share Posted April 5, 2007 You wake up late at night and you overhear your neighbour beating the crap out of his wife?Simple, kick him through the fucking wall for waking you up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Da Fat Porn Star Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 I once phoned an ambulance in Fraserburgh at 2 in the morning cos I saw a guy slumped in the back seat of his car in a car park I was driving past. around that time there was the big heroin problem and an extra strong batch had hit the streets, addicts were turning up dead literally every day. Moments later an ambulance and two police cars appeared, sirens blazing.He was getting a blow job.Jesus Christ, in the Broch that's respectable. You're lucky he didn't have his trousers round his ankles in the Broadgate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 You could phone the police & ask to speak to the Domestic Violence Unit - Think they are based at Bucksburn now. They have officers well-trained in handling these situations with delacacy & access to councilors & other methods short of police action who may be able to offer them help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marillionboy Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 To be honest, if the guy wasn't very big I'd go knocking on the door. If he is, there's no point really cos you're only gonna double the number of casualties, plus he knows where you live. So give him a hiding if you can and phone the police if not. And bearing in mind I'm only 5 foot 8, I doubt I'd have much choice if it was me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowl O' Alpen Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 Hmm...sounds suspiciously like one of those "Well I've got a friend who's in this difficult situation and needs you, who has never met him, to give him some advice on what to do..." things which actually turns out to be thinly veiled attempt at trying to get out yourself of a sticky situation. Like when a guy at work told me about "his mate" who Veet-ed his arse (not just cheeks...) for the smooth look. And then proceeded to tell me the all the disadvantages of this hair growing back ("He couldn't sit down for weeks, it was all stubbly. Oh and it was really itchy"). The mind boggles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted April 17, 2007 Report Share Posted April 17, 2007 You wake up late at night and you overhear your neighbour beating the crap out of his wife?Feel guilty for telling him you fucked her when he was at work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 What if you phone the cops and it turns out they were just having a little bit of consensual BDSM fun?Then their freaks that should be locked up in a padded room.Fucking goffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Then their freaks that should be locked up in a padded room.Fucking goffs.Fuck you crusty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Fuck you crusty I keep hearing whipping and screaming coming from the flat below me at night. It happens maybe once a week and it goes on for hours. There are always three seperate voices, all male. I generally just bury my head under my pillow and try not to picture the sodomy that's going on 10 ft away from where I'm trying to sleep! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Jesus Christ, in the Broch that's respectable. You're lucky he didn't have his trousers round his ankles in the BroadgateIt was in the flaggy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 I keep hearing whipping and screaming coming from the flat below me at night. It happens maybe once a week and it goes on for hours. There are always three seperate voices, all male. I generally just bury my head under my pillow and try not to picture the sodomy that's going on 10 ft away from where I'm trying to sleep!Hahahaha nae luck. Where do you live? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 20, 2007 Report Share Posted April 20, 2007 Hahahaha nae luck. Where do you live?Geneva, Switzerland! But I'm moving back to the Deen in a couple of weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 Geneva, Switzerland! But I'm moving back to the Deen in a couple of weeks.Those crazy Swiss pervs eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 I generally just bury my head under my pillow and try not to picture the sodomy that's going on 10 ft away from where I'm trying to sleep!"Generally"....? The other times you hop out of bed, put on your best pair of leather chaps and join them, eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted April 25, 2007 Report Share Posted April 25, 2007 "Generally"....? The other times you hop out of bed, put on your best pair of leather chaps and join them, eh? I meant.... argh you know what I meant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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