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Three Women

Three women: one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are

chatting over lunch and conversation turns to their relationships. They

decided that night to surprise their men. All three would wear a black

leather bra and thong, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes.

A few days later they meet up for lunch.

The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over

He found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw

me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.' Then we made

love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather outfit, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex for hours.

The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house

for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bra,

black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. He walked in the door,

looked at me and said,

'What's for dinner, Batman?'

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