The Ghost Of Fudge Posted March 30, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 Filthpact won something. thats fucking stupid. but its okay, apparently our pize got smahsed on the street by Boabie.money says you kept voting 'filthpact' every saturday in the moorings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted March 30, 2007 Report Share Posted March 30, 2007 I want Rico's top.It's the most saught-after piece of clothing in Aberdeen at the moment I heard. He better watch himself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scamp Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 I'm so proud of milner, wearing his adiadora tshirt to the fudge awards, and I heard about hte ponytail... I missed it all, why do friends have 21st birthdays anyways?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted March 31, 2007 Report Share Posted March 31, 2007 Seconding Chris, where did you vanish to?I ahve photos of you and cheeky Joss. I also have Jiss giving Hines some tongue. Sexy.I was a drunken bum, who ended up at exodus. I spent the night protecting the gnome from completely twatish girls who kept trying to steal it. Harsh words were exchanged... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 1st week aniversaryFan the goin gets cheuch the roch get gan...Well michty me, that's a week since my superstar DJ stint and since then it's been afa interesting... the scumbag tabloids linked myself with a rather attractive model, who sadly missed the Fudge awards due to some required cleaning duties in the good ole USA. I had to endure several thousand grannies flashing the flesh and Flashes at Lionel Ritch Tea, ugh, ane o them even threw her drawers at him, he threw his bowtie into the audience and a Celebrity Death match fight ensued between an wheelchair bound spaz, her carer, two fat blokes with comb overs and speech impediments and that guy with the limp who works in the car park, onyway Lionel stumbled precariously towards the front of the stage, blinded by the auld wifies bloomers that had coverd his hale heid, and the stench?, och me , skid marks and athing, he was almost overcome, had he fallen off the front of the stage he no doubt would have been "bedridden" for at least a week, but was saved by his gallant bass guitar player, who is reported in The Evening Excuse as being from Westhill, he he he, the plot thickens,the auld stoat flashed her "brillo pad" and gave him the "wink" and he sweated profusely throughout. The support band "English porker " had a well tasty backing singer, after that I left and bumped into Dod as I parked on double yellow lines, och I was fair feeling like a wee bit o non violent or destructive anarchy after the smoozche fest I had to endure for twa nichts, Dod almost set me on fire with various appliances , flew a remote controlled plane over the railway and dual carriegeway, did loads of magic, etc etc etc, then up the never ending white walled stairway and came literally face to face with one of The Happy Mondays, DJing in Drummonds, I as usual was approached by a random and reminded of our last meeting at Aberdeen airport and a party we went to, BUT, I couldn't work out if he thought I was Bez or no, everything he spoke about applied to me and Bez, I seemingly have an interesting life but it disnae half get in the way of seeing some cracking acts , the lure of the A list celebs dollars IS MICHTY and pays for my taxis home from Fudge nichts, onyway, he asked me if I had any drugs to sell, so I went in a huff and left...I micht look like him, but I dinna dae Es and Whizz, although that sweaty fucker Ritch Tea at least gave me a cup o tea, but sadly nae the witty repartee aboout body hair over a 3 course dinner I had wi The Kill erse wis nae on offer , he sadly didnae hae a minder, even the puff Moricey his a minder to ensure ye dinna tak in a Tuna sandwich, he'll probably invade Poland, he'd be as weel jist moving to Seaton.I cann wait to see my auld Spanish chums EL Ton Jon and Jhuan Kerr fae the Slim Pill Minds, good auld tattie faced porkers, it gaes the general public hope that they tae can be a celebrity.There is comedy at Drummonds the nicht and a bit of The Needles beer fueled shennanigans gan doon somewhere else to celebrate 50 glorious years in showbiz and their recent failure to even get a sniff at the glorious Fudge awards despite their recent triumphs in the SXSW cairry ons and their video being on MTV2, ya dancer, it's ace, and they deserve a lifetime achievement award award for pitting up wi my "witty repartee " and " great mix tapes " for the last ten years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted April 1, 2007 Report Share Posted April 1, 2007 I've got a few photos too, but not of any sceneys for we are but mere mortals. Apart from Rachie, who is of course a goddess Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicoAUBL Posted April 2, 2007 Report Share Posted April 2, 2007 It's the most saught-after piece of clothing in Aberdeen at the moment I heard. He better watch himself!damn straight!:]who wants to touch me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Kilgore Trout Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 Fudge Photos here:Flickr: Photos from ronaldofaldothat picture of al chivers is hot like. what a lady. he should play an unplugged gig with the sawyer sisters dressed like that.gosh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted April 6, 2007 Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 that picture of al chivers is hot like. what a lady. he should play an unplugged gig with the sawyer sisters dressed like that.gosh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted April 6, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 6, 2007 beautiful! is al hotter than maxi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Through the joys of technology John C also has photos, despite not having actually attended the awards...johz01/fudge awards 07 - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting (click view all to skip to the ones at the actual awards)Also includes more shots of the blonde "ladies"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eat your parents Posted April 9, 2007 Report Share Posted April 9, 2007 beautiful! is al hotter than maxi?Maxi loves me. And I love Maxi.I liked being a girl. Joss treated me bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted April 11, 2007 Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 God...easy with that last picture...it's a bit early and soon after breakfast to see that.I know, Scone looks really rough in that one...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted April 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted April 11, 2007 ha ha! you all got deleated!joss, joss, joss... what a star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeola Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 ha ha! you all got deleated!joss, joss, joss... what a starhmmm...you say that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huntedbyafreak Posted April 12, 2007 Report Share Posted April 12, 2007 ha ha! you all got deleated!joss, joss, joss... what a starEh? What'd I do?I don't understand or remember... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted April 19, 2007 Report Share Posted April 19, 2007 Hah! My only way of gaugeing Joss was that he didn't try to slap me this year, unlike last year. Which was nice.The feather boa was missed though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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