jester1470 Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 You often get favourite film quotes threads so what's everyone's favourite TV show quotes:"They don't like it up 'em" Corporal Jack Jones - Dad's Army"David Addison: I know who he is, he paints naked girls.Maddie Hayes: Nudes.David Addison: Nudes, right. Nakeds have staples in them. " - Moonlighting"Bo Duke: Daisy Duke, if you wasn't my cousin, I'd marry you!Daisy Duke: Never stopped anybody in this family before. " The Dukes of Hazzard#"Eddie: What you two don't seem to realize is that inside of me, inside of me, there is a thin person just screaming to get out.Gran: Just the one, dear? " Absolutely Fabulous"Lieutenant George: The war started because of the vile Hun and his villainous empire-building.Captain Blackadder: George, the British Empire at present covers a quarter of the globe, while the German Empire consists of a small sausage factory in Tanganyika. I hardly think that we can be entirely absolved of blame on the imperialistic front.Lieutenant George: Oh, no, sir, absolutely not.[Aside, to Baldrick]Lieutenant George: Mad as a bicycle! " Blackadder Goes Forth"Carter: Look at that time we tried to teach a goat to ride a bicycle... Because it couldn't change gear properly we lost heart, didn't we? " Nightingales Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 'what are you some kind of spanish pilchard?' - frank butcher, eastenders Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 "I have come to the conclusion that in some parts of in the South of America, human beings have started to mate with vegetables" Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Double Jack Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 "this is the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun" - blackadder goes forth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcsheepie Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 JAYE - Cant you keep it to yourself? I thought you and I had an unspoken agreement never to get into each others business uninvited?AARON - I never said that.JAYE - Thats why its unspoken, moron .Wonderfalls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 "There's an old Italian saying, 'You fuck up once you lose two teeth'." Tony Soprano Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 I can't even begin to start quoting Spaced, but that's right up there. 'Mine's a pint of the black stuff''You can't drink a pint of Bovril!'*edited*Clearly I have started to quote Spaced. But I'll leave it at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted March 9, 2007 Report Share Posted March 9, 2007 "I have come to the conclusion that in some parts of in the South of America, human beings have started to mate with vegetables" Jeremy Clarkson, Top GearYes! Exactly the one I had in mind! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 "Neil Armstrong-he walking on me face. Buzz Aldrin-he walking on me face." The Moon"As for ferries, I'm all over the shop. When me and Mrs 'Arrison go to Calais it's a nightmare, I'm on the deck the whole time...Oh my word, are we back to the Crunch? Here we fucking go!...This is an outrage! Saboo you sleeeeg!"-Tony Harrison"Topshop!""Gothjuice. The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith."All from the Mighty Boosh. Infact that whole show is too fucking quotable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Afro Droid Posted March 12, 2007 Report Share Posted March 12, 2007 "Haven't you heard of the the chain of command? It's the chain I beat you with until you see who's in command." - Jayne Cobb, Firefly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 Father Ted, talking derisively about television - 'Chewing gum for the eyes Dougal!' Father Dougal - 'No thanks Ted' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted March 13, 2007 Report Share Posted March 13, 2007 'we're the sweeney son and we havent had any dinner, you've kept us waiting... now unless you want a kicking you'll tell us where those photographs are' jack regen, the sweeney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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