Stripey Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Britney 'attempted rehab suicide' | NEWS.com.auBRITNEY Spears has flipped her lid in rehab, trying to hang herself with a bedsheet after screaming "I am the anti-christ" to frightened staff.She made the demonic cry after scrawling the devil's number "666" across her head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Sexy times indeed.It gets more and more bizarre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Apparently it's because she's out of her head on crystal meth. Apparently.You still would though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Phantomsmasher Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Crystal Meth is obviously in now. Better start buying it for your kids, Britney is doing it, must be great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Apparently it's because she's out of her head on crystal meth. Apparently.You still would though.Dunno, she'd probably sacrifice you to the dark one.I'll pass.Although in saying that, most women are pretty insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted March 5, 2007 Author Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 You still would though.o really? I bet this is what she looks like in bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 All you need is a blonde wig and a schoolgirl outfit, I bet you would then "hit it baby one more time." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Crystal Meth is obviously in now.Slightly off topic, but there's a cracking noise band called 'Billy Crystal Meth' you should look for.I wonder if she's started listening to Slayer records backwards and sticking red candles up her pie yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Diesel Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 You still would though.Not me, bud - she's an absolute dog who's fortunate enough to have a good make up artist on tap. Utterly inept "singer" too.Christina Slaguilera - Ah'd gie thon the message big style Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Crystal Meth is obviously in now. Better start buying it for your kids, Britney is doing it, must be great.That's not funny - coz it's only too true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 This is celebrity culture gone wrong. If a decade in the limelight has turned her in to this then surely the press should be giving her a wide berth 'til she recovers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowl O' Alpen Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Her new hair-do (or should I say lack thereof) makes her look a bit like Kurt Angle off of the WWF/WWE/wrestling... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 This is celebrity culture gone wrong. If a decade in the limelight has turned her in to this then surely the press should be giving her a wide berth 'til she recovers?That would involve the media displaying a sense of compassion and some principles. No chance. Not whilst there's copy/air time to be sold. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 she's an absolute dogThe case for the defence, m'lud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 Defendants case pleaded well dusty! Very well indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted March 5, 2007 Report Share Posted March 5, 2007 The case for the defence, m'lud.That was then - this is now.Fab thighs though - I'll concede that. Now she just looks like an overweight dole-mole with pramface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeromiserY Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 how is it that sigourney weaver managed to pull of a skinhead, and britney looks more like a psychotic junkie (cough)surely you'd expect it to be vice versa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 how is it that sigourney weaver managed to pull of a skinhead, and britney looks more like a psychotic junkie (cough)surely you'd expect it to be vice versa.Dunno, but I always thought Sinead O'Connor and Telly Savalas were hot as well as Sigourney. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Why the fuck does anyone care?So some junkie with a skinhead is going mental.Christ, go to Woodside and you'll see three in an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morlun Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gasss Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 Lol mental illness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
You Nazi Posted March 6, 2007 Report Share Posted March 6, 2007 I'm fucking sick of everyone going on about this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 The case for the defence, m'lud.you've clearly never heard of the wonders of airbrushing.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Neck Man Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 That's not stopping me from rubbing my cock on my monitor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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