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1. organise befor they rise.

2. they feel no fear, why should you?

3. use you head, cut off theirs!

4. blades dont need reloading.

5. ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

6. get up the stair case, then destory it.

7. get out the car, get on your bike.

8. keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

9. no place is safe, only safer.

10. the zombies may be gone, but the threat lives on.

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1. organise befor they rise.

2. they feel no fear, why should you?

3. use you head, cut off theirs!

4. blades dont need reloading.

5. ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.

6. get up the stair case, then destory it.

7. get out the car, get on your bike.

8. keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!

9. no place is safe, only safer.

10. the zombies may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Sound advice, but there's nothing in there about not having parties in graveyards - a la' Return of the Living Dead (but then you wouldn't get to see Linnea Quigley's shaved minge)

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