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Things you'd never hear a football commentator say


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This popped up on another message board and it's probably the best thread I've ever come across.

'He passes one, he passes two, he passes three AND THAT'S A MAGNIFICANT GOAL BY KIRK BROADFOOT!'

'And the atmosphere is electric inside Rugby Park this afternoon!'

'And Hibs have won the Tennent's Scottish Cup!'

'Group D:

number 14 - Bayern Munich

number 1 - Real Madrid

number 9 - Dynamo Kiev

number 26 - Heart of Midlothian'

'And Mike McCurry shows Barry Ferguson the red card!'

'And it's a proud day for Darren Mackie, making his debut appearance for league leaders Chelsea'

The possibilities are endless. You could spend an entire day in the pub coming up with these.

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"delboy majestically skipped past three real madrid defenders before smacking the ball and bursting the net. cambridge united 4 real madrid 0 in the champions league final and thats man of the match delboy's hat-trick'

Only giving yourself 3? Pfft. Thing is, my mum is actually from Zimbabwe - what do you think the footballing standards are over there? I fancy my chances of getting a game.

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Only giving yourself 3? Pfft. Thing is, my mum is actually from Zimbabwe - what do you think the footballing standards are over there? I fancy my chances of getting a game.

i was just being modest :up:

is there a league in zimbabwe? if so i'd fancy my chances of getting a game there!

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i was just being modest :up:

is there a league in zimbabwe? if so i'd fancy my chances of getting a game there!

Im thinking more of the national team. Im scared they are one of those teams that are run by a dictator and get tortured ect. Thats whats holding me back obviously, not my undoubtedly non-existant footballing talent.

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