GOFONES Posted February 3, 2007 Report Share Posted February 3, 2007 This popped up on another message board and it's probably the best thread I've ever come across. 'He passes one, he passes two, he passes three AND THAT'S A MAGNIFICANT GOAL BY KIRK BROADFOOT!' 'And the atmosphere is electric inside Rugby Park this afternoon!' 'And Hibs have won the Tennent's Scottish Cup!''Group D: number 14 - Bayern Munichnumber 1 - Real Madridnumber 9 - Dynamo Kievnumber 26 - Heart of Midlothian' 'And Mike McCurry shows Barry Ferguson the red card!' 'And it's a proud day for Darren Mackie, making his debut appearance for league leaders Chelsea' The possibilities are endless. You could spend an entire day in the pub coming up with these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 'And it's a magnificent save by Jamie Langfield' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 "And the England back four line-up with; Cole, Terry, Ferdinand and Neville - with David Preece filling the sticks." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 "....and that's a sensible and well-thought-out challenge by zander diamond" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 ...and thats a great first touch from mackie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 Cambridge United have just won the champions leagueEngland have just won the European ChampionshipArsenal are fielding an all english elevenMark Lawrenson you really are an unfunny twat will you shut the fuck up please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 "Well the replays show that it was clearly a penalty."Did I do it right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted February 9, 2007 Report Share Posted February 9, 2007 'Sam makes his debut for Zimbabwe tonight wearing the no9 shirt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 "delboy majestically skipped past three real madrid defenders before smacking the ball and bursting the net. cambridge united 4 real madrid 0 in the champions league final and thats man of the match delboy's hat-trick' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 "delboy majestically skipped past three real madrid defenders before smacking the ball and bursting the net. cambridge united 4 real madrid 0 in the champions league final and thats man of the match delboy's hat-trick'Only giving yourself 3? Pfft. Thing is, my mum is actually from Zimbabwe - what do you think the footballing standards are over there? I fancy my chances of getting a game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 "And its a proud day for Aberdeen as Darren Mackie, Chris Clark and Jamie Langfield all make their Scotland debuts in the deciding tie for Euro 2008 qualification against France." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 Only giving yourself 3? Pfft. Thing is, my mum is actually from Zimbabwe - what do you think the footballing standards are over there? I fancy my chances of getting a game.i was just being modest is there a league in zimbabwe? if so i'd fancy my chances of getting a game there! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 i was just being modest is there a league in zimbabwe? if so i'd fancy my chances of getting a game there!Im thinking more of the national team. Im scared they are one of those teams that are run by a dictator and get tortured ect. Thats whats holding me back obviously, not my undoubtedly non-existant footballing talent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted February 10, 2007 Report Share Posted February 10, 2007 'And the away side get a penalty at Ibrox!''And Darren Brady scores a hat-trick to make it Celtic nil, Partick Thistle 6!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qzdiablo Posted February 11, 2007 Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 "mets up to bat, strawberry at the plate" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOFONES Posted February 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2007 And Hearts line up with Craig Gordon in goal, a back four of Steven Pressely....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 "Newcastle lift the FA cup, it was a great defensive display that won them this one." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Camie Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 "It's a great day for Scotland, as Walter Smith returns and guides Scotland to Euro 2008.""...and the results for the fourth round of the Tennents Scottish Cup...Celtic 2, Inverness Caledonian Thistle 0" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 'and here comes new arsenal manager sir alex ferguson leading his side out in this premiersip relegation six pointer with chelsea...' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lowball Posted February 12, 2007 Report Share Posted February 12, 2007 & HRH hands Russell Anderson the Scottish Cup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOFONES Posted February 13, 2007 Author Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 'And her Majesty the Queen presents Rangers with the Tennent's Scottish Cup!' - well hope not anyway!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_b Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 "hello! Hello!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted February 13, 2007 Report Share Posted February 13, 2007 'And Montrose travel to the San Siro to take on AC Milan....''Another effective tactical switch by Dick Campbell....' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus.H.Christ Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 "We have to admit, England being knocked out of this tournament is entirely their fault... nobody elses"By an English commentator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted February 14, 2007 Report Share Posted February 14, 2007 Jim Jeffries and the Board at Kilmarnock FC are reported to be "delighted" with the generous transfer fee payed by Rangers for Kris Boyd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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