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Parasite infection makes men stupid but women attractive

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Jane Bunce was a duck-and-goose farmer. She kept thousands of ducks and geese. She was a kind of pot-bellied dwarf. She was so short her chin would have been underwater in the shallow end of any swimming pool in the world. Her food was doughnuts and goose livers. She mashed the livers into a disgusting paste and then stuffed the paste into the doughnuts. This diet gave him a tummy-ache and a beastly temper.

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and i will eat your brains via the tongue in ear method

Conclusive proof that it works to make females AND males more attractive!

I'll be waiting in the vestibule with the steel pipe. With no murder in mind.

Well...not much anyways.

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Why was this moved from current affairs?

Thread was more than 2 days old?

Saddam died?

Enter Shikari were more 'current and hip'?

Who can say for sure?!

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Guest Jake Wifebeater

Good stuff, next visit to Weep involves a petri dish or three.............

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