Paulscoconutass Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 The drink of gods and the perfect way to start your day... Jgermeister. One bottle for sale - unopened. Endorsed by bands such as Slayer, the Bloodhound Gang, Ill Nino, Chimaira, Killswitch Engage, Dope, Death by Stereo and more. These bands spread their love for Jgermeister throughout their audiences. and they all can't be wrong, can they?"First of all...what's with that label? Way back in the seventh century, a young lad named Hubertus was envied for his purity (remember, this is only a legend). Theoderich of Burgundy was one of these jealous sorts, and so waged war against Hubertus and his uncle, Pipin (when was the last time you spoke to your Uncle Pipin?). By defeating Theoderich, Hubertus proved himself valiant in battle and dashing in a codpiece, and so won the hand of the beautiful princess, Floribana. Together they lived happily with the benefits of wealth, good fortune, and clear skin.Alas, alas, the good Princess soon fell ill and died. Sigh.In his grief, Hubertus turned away from the sumptuous life of royalty and became a solitary figure, often going to the woods to hunt alone. During one of these hunting trips, Hubertus encountered a splendid stag with a cross that appeared to float between its antlers (and no, Hubertus had not been drinking at the time). The vision moved Hubertus to change his life. He gave all his material possessions to the poor, gave up his title, and founded several monasteries. After his death, Hubertus was made a saint and became the Patron Saint of Hunters.What is it about Jgermeister that makes it so, er, irresistible? Is it the taste? The ice-cold chill? The effect? Your answer is as good as ours. What we do know is Jgermeister is available in the 50ml, 100ml, 200ml, 375ml, 750ml, and 1L sizes. In addition, special packs are available in your local retail store that feature a bottle of Jgermeister with a limited-edition T-shirt, stemmed cordial glasses, or a ceramic stein and companion shooter stein.!"Highest bid posted here by Sunday night will be the proud owner of this bottle.... I'll start the bidding at 7 bucks...Also, i'll consider selling this if i get a decent offer - it's quite a rare-ity Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Originally posted by Paulscoconutass:Highest bid posted here by Sunday night will be the proud owner of this bottle.... I'll start the bidding at 7 bucks...Do you get the booze as well? Errrm forgive me if I'm being daft but what's so speeeecial about this bottle? Say compared to the ones in Asda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RomanChoke Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Originally posted by Paulscoconutass:The drink of gods and the perfect way to start your day... Jgermeister. One bottle for sale - unopened. First of all...what's with that label? Way back in the seventh century, a young lad named Hubertus was envied for his purity (remember, this is only a legend). Theoderich of Burgundy was one of these jealous sorts, and so waged war against Hubertus and his uncle, Pipin (when was the last time you spoke to your Uncle Pipin?). By defeating Theoderich, Hubertus proved himself valiant in battle and dashing in a codpiece, and so won the hand of the beautiful princess, Floribana. Together they lived happily with the benefits of wealth, good fortune, and clear skin.Alas, alas, the good Princess soon fell ill and died. Sigh.In his grief, Hubertus turned away from the sumptuous life of royalty and became a solitary figure, often going to the woods to hunt alone. During one of these hunting trips, Hubertus encountered a splendid stag with a cross that appeared to float between its antlers (and no, Hubertus had not been drinking at the time). The vision moved Hubertus to change his life. He gave all his material possessions to the poor, gave up his title, and founded several monasteries. After his death, Hubertus was made a saint and became the Patron Saint of Hunters.Highest bid posted here by Sunday night will be the proud owner of this bottle.... I'll start the bidding at 7 bucks...Also, i'll consider selling this if i get a decent offer - it's quite a rare-ity Thats a bit of a rabling on - you could've just put " This shit is so strong you'll get fucked. Fucked! I had a sip once and I was "a ower the shop, a ower"I'll have it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaun Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 i'm under 18. can i buy it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted April 15, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Re: Lets Talk About Booze....Originally posted by psydoll:Errrm forgive me if I'm being daft but what's so speeeecial about this bottle? Say compared to the ones in Asda? Well my friend, as far as i'm aware you'd have to get it imported from the Germany which wouldn't exactly be what some people would call 'Fucking Cheap Min', i think someone told me it'd cost at least 25 notes in total to land one of the in your hands. Also it was bought in sicilly and has a funky sicillian tax tag over the screw top.Just found out "Jgermeister ("hunt master") is a German bitter liqueur that is a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices" interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragudave Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Re: Re: Lets Talk About Booze....Originally posted by Paulscoconutass:Just found out "Jgermeister ("hunt master") is a German bitter liqueur that is a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices" interesting Aye cool bottle, but to be honest it tastes like herby cough mixture. Norwegians and Germans are big on it. So its the Contenintal version of Crabbies in a nice bottle.Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Re: Re: Re: Lets Talk About Booze....Originally posted by Paulscoconutass:Well my friend, as far as i'm aware you'd have to get it imported from the Germany which wouldn't exactly be what some people would call 'Fucking Cheap Min', i think someone told me it'd cost at least 25 notes in total to land one of the in your hands. Also it was bought in sicilly and has a funky sicillian tax tag over the screw top.Just found out "Jgermeister ("hunt master") is a German bitter liqueur that is a complex blend of 56 herbs, fruits and spices" interesting Balls to that imported HA its 15 a bottle at asda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewCat Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 7.50i know it would make a good present for someone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 7.51 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modsquad Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 7.52 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 ach. i only had 7.51 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewCat Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 7.75 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest you_nazi Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 Originally posted by StewCat:7.75 show off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modsquad Posted April 15, 2004 Report Share Posted April 15, 2004 7.76 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewCat Posted April 16, 2004 Report Share Posted April 16, 2004 7.77 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kus of the Valley Posted April 17, 2004 Report Share Posted April 17, 2004 10. And I'm actually old enough to buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
modsquad Posted April 17, 2004 Report Share Posted April 17, 2004 I'm old enough to buy it. I just don't have enough cash to bid on it now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted April 17, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 17, 2004 Looks like it's going to go the 'Kus for a blisteringly cheap 10 bucks.... tomorrow night is das deadline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted April 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 ten minutes left people (although i dont think anyone cares now)..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted April 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2004 Sold To Kus for 10..... what a bargain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kus of the Valley Posted April 19, 2004 Report Share Posted April 19, 2004 *Claimed*You are all fucking crazy to refuse this great offer.PM sent to arrange a meeting to conclude the deal my young friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaTsunami Posted April 19, 2004 Report Share Posted April 19, 2004 you can get it for around 20 if you order it online from thedrinkshop.com and probably cheaper if you buy in a store like haddows or suchlike... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted April 19, 2004 Report Share Posted April 19, 2004 Sorry, is there actually anything that makes this bottle different to the sort one would buy in ASDA? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted April 19, 2004 Report Share Posted April 19, 2004 Apparently not so I saw no real point in bidding when I can buy it at the weekend for less than 15. Snazzy seal mind but you'd have to break that to get at the sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted April 20, 2004 Author Report Share Posted April 20, 2004 I don't get it - i've only ever seen Jger in a handful of pubs and clubs...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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