Spoonie Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 to lighten the mood after the miserable shite we've had on here lately, here are some phrases that need to be used more/at all. i was gonna just cut and paste the entire contents of the other thread but i thought that may have limited comedy appeal so instead, feel free to add your own.1. Onion Bag - say this whenever something good happens. It's just nicked from playing football and scoring a raker from 35yards (something i do with alarming regularity!) and going on for days about hitting the onion bag.2. Knuckle Deep - meaning 'to be getting highly involved in something, but maintaining a safe distance from emotional interaction.' like getting balls deep but not quite so seriousnow, add your own...... /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Fud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidm Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Bouncebackability. An old one but is still a favourite of mine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted December 12, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 excellent work folks, keep them coming! /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Here's one, directly related to the statement below....1. Onion Bag - say this whenever something good happens. It's just nicked from playing football and scoring a raker from 35yards (something i do with alarming regularity!) and going on for days about hitting the onion bag. /x..."I can definitely smell shite" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 'Driving the Porcelain Bus' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 I'm off to point the pink pistol at the porcelain firing range. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Floating an Air Biscuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 The best part of you spilled out and ran down the chunk of lard your whore of a mother called a thigh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Gravy.As in, it's all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Cuv cuvMin cuvCov min Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Oh, blow your cool, man!Absolutely smashed and flakit [he was]. [replace with I was or we were etc.]And [he] did this de-focus. [replace with I or we etc.]Oh, what a mind blast! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig C Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 "I'm off to give birth to a still-born otter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 The only ones I can think of are related to banging:Laying mad pipeSlaying tangWrecking mad gash/burger/cuntPlaying stinky pinkySlap and tickleHammer 'n' tongsUp to my nuts in gutsGetting your quaker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 Up the OXO Tower. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 "Is that a pink shirt he's wearing?""Yes, he must be a fucking chocolate speedway rider." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
voodoo_chile Posted December 12, 2006 Report Share Posted December 12, 2006 calling on huey all nightbroke down the brown door and painted it white on the way out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 awright y'cunts....Rusty Sheriff's BadgeJapanese FlagStench TrenchHershey HighwayFudge TunnelPoop-ChuteThe Gary (Glitter geddit?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Smell yer ma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big D Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 "I'd give her a dunt""Seriously meaty""Yer Ma""Your Mum goes to college"Will post more when i think of them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Then there's the good old 60's/70's Glesca classic..."Yer maw's got baws"Kinda reminds me of that other derisory statement from back home..."ach, yer baws, ya cunt"...used to confuse the hell out of me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 awright y'cunts....Rusty Sheriff's BadgeJapanese FlagStench TrenchHershey HighwayFudge TunnelPoop-ChuteThe Gary (Glitter geddit?)Taxi for Brown Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 "She's worth a squirt."and my favourite.... "Butterface"as in... "She's a nice girl butterface lets her down." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Porter Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 I've had one foot off the merry-go-round all day.xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted December 13, 2006 Report Share Posted December 13, 2006 Bite ma shite. As in, "I hate that skanky bitch, she can bite ma shite."BawbagFannybawsHomesick abortion. As in "God, he's so needy, he's clinging to me like a homesick abortion." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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