Benji Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Who's been to the hosptial for stuff?Here's my PB:4 broken ankles.1 broken wrist.+ been heaps as a visitor!Beat 'at!I forgot to add the whole Birth thing..And once in A+E the vending machine was broke and I scooped heaps of Apple tango's and sold em on for half price.. was a good day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 4 broken ankles.You have four ankles? Are you a horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WoodyRATM Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 um heres mine:2 or 3 broken fingersa buggered wrist or 2fucked up shoulers (fat people + basketball = lots of pain for me)buggered up ripstons of throat and mouth troubles evenyually resulting in my tonsils being nicked heh+ dozens of visits too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted December 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 You have four ankles? Are you a horse?Broke the left ane 3 times.. it's like a fucking matchstick.. Iceskating makes me cringe!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 I broke my arm in 3 places...... I'm not going there again!Seriously though, I've only been to hospital to get 3 wisdom teeth and my adenoids removed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Ok, here we go...AdenoidsTonsilsGashed Leg (stabbed)Damage to left eyeball (had to have it partially removed for surgery. worst. thing. ever.) Fractured Skull (motorbike accident)Broken left ankle x 3 (fell down stairs pished, twice football)Broken right ankle x 2 (both football)Broken ribs x 8 (football)Punctured lung (see above)Smashed foot (motorbike)Concussion x 3 (boxing - and I won! motorbike, football)Dehydration x 2 (collapsed during match)...to name but a few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Septicaemia, then Pilonidal Abscess. That'd be about it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*Amy* Posted December 6, 2006 Report Share Posted December 6, 2006 Bilateral talipesBroken armSplit foreheadBust knee (that was NASTY)Sliced open leg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Broken fingers x10 Yep, broke all of them at the age of 4. Broken pinky from playing darts!Cut open my other pinky when I stacked shelves in the Coop, 3 stitches.Allergic reactions x2, once from Penicillin, once from a Tesco pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 broken ankle x6 (it's now held together by metal)dislocated shoulder x5broken leg x2broken wristbroken armfractured rib4 hip operations (as a kid, had a problem, duno what, i was 6)broken fingerhuge ass chunk of skin and flesh ripped form my elbow (still got a knarly[but small compared to the skin loss] scar)8 stitches on leg4 stitched on arm3 stitches on napeand a full body scan thing 3 times, because cancer is common in my whole family.i'm rather accident prone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostwriter Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Ripped ligaments in my ankle. Pretty dull.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Allergic reactions x2, once from Penicillin, once from a Tesco pizza.Hey, that's interesting! I'm also allergic to penicillin (which is ironic as I was born about three feet from Sir Alexander Flemings birthplace!) and certain pizzas bring me out in a rash (think it's the yeast). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji Posted December 7, 2006 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Hey, that's interesting! I'm also allergic to penicillin (which is ironic as I was born about three feet from Sir Alexander Flemings birthplace!) and certain pizzas bring me out in a rash (think it's the yeast).Thats just wrong!The dude that invented your allergy was within nutting distance, ok, around 200 years the differance but still.. Weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Visited a mate who broke his leg in a car accident.Visited another mate when he had an operation.Visited my girlfriend's Mum when she had an operation.Visited my girlfriend's friend after she had a baby.Took my girlfriend in for scans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pogofish Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Acute infected pancreatitis, major surgery - Given a week to live on admission, ended-up outliving the surgeon. A video of the operation is still used in medical teaching today.Broken leg (Drunken wall jumping)Broken arm (motorbike)Concussion, twice (fight & standing under a lifting door in a gale)Broken wrist (Motorbike)Bullet wound, minor thankfully.Acid in an eye - Motorbike - Some ned cunt in a car drew alongside me & squirted it - Good shot! Police showed no interest till I insisted on making a complaint. However, once they checked his numberplate, the attitude changed as he turned-out to be involved in other things - Armed robbery mainly. He went down for quite a few years. Salmonella (in Ireland, bizzarre!)E-Coli (nasty, as well as mega-shits, kindey probs & dehydration, one bollock also swelled-up to the size of a grapefruit. OW!)Peri-anal Abcess (Which burst, copioulsy when a junior doc was kneeling with her head between my legs, examining it. Eww!)Psoass Abcess - Side condition of TB, which I contracted from a child prostitute I worked with - I was the lucky one, her sister developed TB-Meningitis & died. Luckilly I didn't develop full-on TB. Again, this was the first Psoass abcess they had seen here for 30-odd years so that op was filmed for teaching too. Spent the next 6 months learning to walk again & left with a long-term & very painfull nerve condition.Plus a few more minor things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Acute infected pancreatitis, major surgery - Given a week to live on admission, ended-up outliving the surgeon. A video of the operation is still used in medical teaching today.Broken leg (Drunken wall jumping)Broken arm (motorbike)Concussion, twice (fight & standing under a lifting door in a gale)Broken wrist (Motorbike)Bullet wound.Acid in an eye - Motorbike - Some ned cunt in a car drew alongside me & squirted it - Good shot! Police showed no interest till I insisted on making a complaint. However, once they checked his numberplate, the attitude changed as he turned-out to be involved in other things - Robbing post offices mainly. He went down for quite a few years. Salmonella (in Ireland, bizzarre!)E-Coli (nasty, as well as mega-shits, kindey probs & dehydration, one bollock also swelled-up to the size of a grapefruit. OW!)Peri-anal Abcess (Which burst, copioulsy when a junior doc was kneeling with her head between my legs, examining it. Eww!)Psoass Abcess - Side condition of TB, which I contracted from a child prostitute I worked with - I was the lucky one, her sister developed TB-Meningitis & died. Luckilly I didn't develop full-on TB. Again, this was the first Psoass abcess they had seen here for 30-odd years so that op was filmed for teaching too. Spent the next 6 months learning to walk again & left with a long-term & very painfull nerve condition.Plus a few more minor things.You're about as lucky as me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 God, you lot are a strain on the already struggling NHS. Instead of going to A & E, get yer sewing kit out and stitch yourself up Rambo-style. (And 2 lollypop sticks for fixing broken fingers.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 In stark contrast to all previous posts I've been damn lucky.Three x-rays for badly sprained ankles as a kid.One overnight stay for a poisoned foot and several dermatological tests which resulted in me missing out on a school trip to Switzerland.Having an abcess lanced under GA becase it was so close to my carotid artery.Another overnight stay for a suspected heart-attack at the age of 21.Rushed to hospital in New York suffering severe heat-stroke (thank fuck for travel insurance!). The upshot was that a barmaid from the hotel came to visit me and gave me a spectacular blowjob.:] One particular episode stands out with my father. He'd just recovered from majory kidney surgery and was walking round the ward getting his strength back. All of a sudden a few of his stitches began to unravel, the tube to his colostomy bag, if you could call it that, disconnected and the colostomy bag burst. The smell of unfiltered piss and kidney discharge is not pleasant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Having an abcess lanced under GA becase it was so close to my carotid artery.That was my pseudonym in a punk band I was in back in Ayrshire - Lance BoyleAnother overnight stay for a suspected heart-attack at the age of 21.What was the prognosis? I spent three nights in the cardiac unit in ARI after collapsing with chest pains during a match. Turned out to be a case of chronic dispepsia and I spent three days cutting farts like sonic booms. The quack at A&E had, apparently, wired me up incorrectly to the ECG, so they thought there was something up with my ticker coz of the irregular patterns.Quality. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveCrisis Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Another overnight stay for a suspected heart-attack at the age of 21.:What was the prognosis? I spent three nights in the cardiac unit in ARI after collapsing with chest pains during a match. Turned out to be a case of chronic dispepsia and I spent three days cutting farts like sonic booms. The quack at A&E had, apparently, wired me up incorrectly to the ECG, so they thought there was something up with my ticker coz of the irregular patterns.Quality.It was a combination double whammy of trapped wind and severe indigestion, and a viral infection. Lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 I cracked my head open and they glued it back together.I think that's the only time I've been in for my own problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KittyCat Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Only been in for myself a few times.Dislocated shoulder x 1To be treated for hypothermiaBroken finger x 1Suffering from a severe chest infection and an allergic reaction to the cough medicine I was given.But I've been in far too many times to see folk and my mum works in the hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowball Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Once to A&E when I cut my finger on a glass that shattered in my hand, no stitches required and I was made to return to work and spend my remaining 3 hours on the tills serving. Got lots of sympathy from the little old ladies of Peterhead though.I can remember visiting folks three times and I guess it's been more. Compared to all of the other posters on here it must seem like my life is spent bundled up in a big cotton wool outfit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 periorbital cellulitis in my left eye, made my eye fuck up and go temporarily blind.Fucked up ribs from getting hoofed at rugby.My windpipe tightened up from a throat infection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Craig C Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 Never been to hospital other than visiting various people over the years. Never broken a bone, never had any crazy disease, tumour - nothing.I bet it all hits me at once Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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