Which member of Deadloss Superstar would cope best in a Weekend at Bernie's scenario?

[Nicky Ca$ino]

Personally, I have no idea, but I thought I owed it to my former employer to generate more interest in the D.L.S.(S.) forum.

[The Ghost Of Fudge]

i thank you for your interest $.

sharon L was asking when you return last night. with the swallows, i said.

phil's managed to get his big horn all over deadloss superstar. 's new track. etc. parping everywhere...

[Guest tv tanned]

hmmm, I dunno.

It's a tough one. I now have images of Bri pulling a series of strings and levers in the DJ booth at Drakes in order to make the sadly, yet comically, deceased Sharon pull pints and serve customers.

I have far too much free time on my hands...

[Guest stuartmaxwell]

deadloss cant cope with pressure like that, they cant cope with managing their bladders

[Guest onlynik]

And some of them can't manage to keep port in their stomachs either

[Guest stuartmaxwell]

bunch of motherfucking poofs

and to think they call themselves a real rock band