argumentative tattooed lesbo in need of a bit of action

[Biz]

26-07-2006 13:56

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Yeah , I wouldn't shag Amy or buy her records but I'd go to see her playing anyday.

I do not fancy Amy or Catherine but I did give Amy a peck on the cheek for two reasons - she looked lovely and she deserved some moral support after the guitar cock up.

So... here's the story...the above statements were made by me, and I thought it was a great compliment to give to a woman - after all, how many blokes go to see chicks doing a gig without harbouring a secret desire to slip them a length? - nae a lot I'll bet.

Anyway - much as I find the Sawers sister attractive, it is nae in a sexual way... and this is the point of my sorry tale... Amy and her drunken, tattooed backed, lesbo pal decided to pick on me and mis quote the sentences I made above, which has gotten me rather perplexed... should I say " COR YOU ARE LOVELY AND ALTHOUGH I FIND YOUR MUSIC RATHER FORGETTABLE AND NAMBY PAMBY, I WOULD GLADLY SLIP YOU A LENGTH -ESPECIALLY YOU, YOU FRIGID MOANING LESBO,- ACH GO ON YE KEN YE REALLY WINT IT "

or should I simply forget about it all? ...I think not... I dinna recall at any point saying I widnae shag Catherine, and as for Amy and her lesbo tattooed pal, ...hmm...well if they bought me enough red wine and provided a bong or two, ye never ken fit might happen, but I fail to see the negativity in praising chicks for their music without the need to say " Cor, she hid a lovely pair o coapy baps and a nice erse... face like a bag o spanners, and as for her lesbo mate, FUCK ME, there's nae enough booze in the joint to pit up wi that amount o wrath. Women... holy shit , they either want it, or pretend they dinna, and fan ye say ye dinna want it, ye get mis quoted and telt ye are sexist... help ma boab, I'm aa for liberation o women, BUT, if ye are trying to step oot o that clit- oris, ye had better try and pick on some fucker wi less time on their hands, as I could be on here for YEARS debating why we should appreciate music in all it's forms - coapy baps or hairy arsed biker -it disnae really matter, as long as it sounds good and makes you happy for a couple of minutes - cue jokes aboot short lived sexual encounters, he he he.

Anyway, here is the debate... should Amy and her dykey pal get the groupie attention? or should the demure, classy, Catherine be the focus of our unwanted lust?.

I would especially like to hear from the lesbotic community - whatchya think ? - would you wear your tongue out pissing off blokes trying to prove an argument which you fail to grasp the point of ?, or use it to satisfy a ladies pop star -ish minge?.

[HeinzHines]

lesbotic

I nearly just soiled myself.

hahahahaha