Hog Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 1) Strap your guitar wayyyyy high...2) Play metalcore versions of Iron Maiden riffs....3) Your turn... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Groupie Supreme Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 have a beard, duh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chi 666 Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 you have to know thuraz. or your just not cool enough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Have your cock piercedWank over Iron MaidenMake sure no one finds your signed Take That concert tickets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeola Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 I love how clueless EVERYONE is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 write songs like these.....http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=2079244 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougfast Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 i have a beardi know teabagsi have every maiden album i like fuckthat (close enough)i dont get it.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 I love how clueless EVERYONE is!jump into every conversation remotely related to your band on the internet and tell everyone they dont know what they're taling about despite the fact that it was purely started for humour..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Have nice hair.Play a slightly ironic Telecaster.Mince a bit when you walk.Be dangerously skinny or slightly chubby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeola Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 jump into every conversation remotely related to your band on the internet and tell everyone they dont know what they're taling about despite the fact that it was purely started for humour.....who said it was related to my band? i was merely observing my amusement at how people dont really know what they're talking about. that ok? asshat! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 who said it was related to my band? i was merely observing my amusement at how people dont really know what they're talking about. that ok? asshat!of course they don't.....its a joke thread.If all these are nonsense, Id like to see the OFFICIAL guidelines for being a cool metalcore person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bladeola Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 of course they don't.....its a joke thread.If all these are nonsense' date=' Id like to see the OFFICIAL guidelines for being a cool metalcore person.[/quote']Well if its a joke thread then why you getting so riled about it. Jesus christ this site really has ALOT of losers that just look for as many arguments as possible. "Oh look...member of weapon posts lets jump on it" BOOORIIINNNGGGG! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted August 30, 2006 Report Share Posted August 30, 2006 I didnt know you'd posted in here, i came in to see what the topic was about, saw your post, and laughd to myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thechebb Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 does anyone on this site listen to music or are you just annoying little web addicts. if you dont lik aband, dont join in a thread about themp.s. to be metalcore is far superior to you emo's - go listen to the new all that remains album, that's what metalcore is about Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Have nice hair.Play a slightly ironic Telecaster.Mince a bit when you walk.Be dangerously skinny or slightly chubby.What the fuck is a "slightly ironic Telecaster"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 What the fuck is a "slightly ironic Telecaster"?A telecaster which sounds/plays shit' date=' but is cool to own cos someone from that band played it...a la...[img']http://members.cox.net/jcsguitar/images/tc2.jpg8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 A telecaster which sounds/plays shit' date=' but is cool to own cos someone from that band played it...a la...[img']http://members.cox.net/jcsguitar/images/tc2.jpg8)That's a horrible guitar :SOut of interest why does it have to sound/play shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Runcie Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 I've got a 72 tele exactly like that and it sounds ace and plays great! I like it as much as my Gibson SG and it was like half the price. Plus Larry from Hundred Reasons plays one. Boo ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 It's ironic that people buy a telecaster and slot some sort of humbucker suited to playing metal into it and thus turn it into what is practically a superstrat in everything except looks.Cut out the middle man and buy an Ibanez? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
empty-words Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 you have to know thuraz. or your just not cool enoughwho is thuraz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dougfast Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 does anyone on this site listen to music or are you just annoying little web addicts. if you dont lik aband' date=' dont join in a thread about themp.s. to be metalcore is far superior to you emo's - go listen to the new all that remains album, that's what metalcore is about[/quote']make posts like above Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
calum Posted September 16, 2006 Report Share Posted September 16, 2006 It's ironic that people buy a telecaster and slot some sort of humbucker suited to playing metal into it and thus turn it into what is practically a superstrat in everything except looks.Cut out the middle man and buy an Ibanez?I've never played a guitar that I get a better clean sound out of than my Tele. Then put a metal-suited pickup in the bridge and you have an all round beast of a sound.But then again I don't play metalcore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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