1000was2pleaseyerman Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Hi all! I was away in majorca visiting my sister and i seem to have forgotton my password so i signed up with another username, i miss my sparkles name though!wow that other thread i made was getting good towards the end, shame i was away on holiday, anyway, for all you none believers i AM a woman and that pictures were ME and i am still on my mission to bed stuart or hoss or whatever he's called.i'm telling you costa's do THE best coffee's nikki x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 Please can you tell me the best 'wa' to please my man? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1000was2pleaseyerman Posted August 28, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 it's supposed to be 'ways' but i messed up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 it's supposed to be 'ways' but i messed up!Omg!!!!!! :D :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 1000 ways? I didn't realise men were so complex Not many women do. They're usually too busy grumbling or fretting about something inconsequential to have the time to think beyond a couple of obvious ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 *raises the handbag* Is that for a wallop or Vic 'n' Bob style "OOOOOOOOO" manouver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neubeatz Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 how many 1000o_O women have bedded a hoss? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_inthehills Posted August 28, 2006 Report Share Posted August 28, 2006 it's supposed to be 'ways' but i messed up!do you have a nickname then?was2?easeyer?twtpym?'cos 1000ways2pleaseyerman is a bit of a mouthful.Peteinthehills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 for all you none believers i AM a womanBest post ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_inthehills Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 hey honey, word to the wise. There are two ways to please a man.1.Turn up naked.2.Bring beer.peteinthehills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_inthehills Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 You can also taste it off them for hours... OK, ok, I like to think I'm as open minded as the next sexist pig.1.turn up naked2.bring something that you wouldn't object to tasting off him for hoursnot as snappy as the last one.peteinthehills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metarie Posted August 29, 2006 Report Share Posted August 29, 2006 Yay, more cider appriciation! Although I have to say there's something very sexy about a kiss that tastes of cigarettes and beer. I have no idea why it's sexy but it is. I'm sure it's not just me that thinks so...?( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bodast Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 Yay' date=' more cider appriciation! Although I have to say there's something very sexy about a kiss that tastes of cigarettes and beer. I have no idea why it's sexy but it is. I'm sure it's not just me that thinks so...?([/quote']I was going to say that about ten or eleven days ago but I forgot. Looks like you didn't! I agree. Oh, but I wasn't going to rejoice about cider. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam 45 Posted September 10, 2006 Report Share Posted September 10, 2006 I don't find it particularly alluring (it's not something you notice if you're smoking yourself though). People should taste of sweets. Sadly' date=' they don't. [/quote']Haha. Now kisses that taste of strawberry campinos would rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_inthehills Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 People should taste of sweets.If you feed them sweets before you snog them, then they taste of sweets. Next time I see a pretty girl at a gig I'll offer her jelly tots and see if she puckers up!peteinthehills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 If you feed them sweets before you snog them' date=' then they taste of sweets. Next time I see a pretty girl at a gig I'll offer her jelly tots and see if she puckers up!peteinthehills[/quote']with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pete_inthehills Posted September 11, 2006 Report Share Posted September 11, 2006 with a packet of sweets and a cheeky smile...more of a leer than a cheeky smile. And a marvellous store of bad chat up lines.Hello young lady, Do you like fruit?suck on this, its a peach!hehehpeteinthehills Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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