Jump to content
aberdeen-music
Sign in to follow this  
Flash@TMB

Possibly the funniest thing I have ever seen...

Recommended Posts

I just had to watch some of the folk on my frist aid class telling/acting the story of a mate who had compressed air shot up his arse by mates on his birthday. His organs filled with air and exploded. Nice.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Hahahahahaaa

Trying to run away with a lit firework up your arse !!

Imagine it was one of them big fucking 'BoOoOOOoooOOOOOM' fireworks!

O Lordy, it bears thought!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I like to think that he was the junior member of this group of stoners, and this was some sort of initiation ritual (that they'd never tried before). I can just hear it now "Duuuude but of course everyone else has done this already, it's a breeze man"*. Or words to that effect.

*the author has (almost) not taken a toke in 10 years, therefore his use of stoner language may be somewhat substandard.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
I can't believe you all think it's funny' date=' I felt really sorry for him :([/quote']

the dude put a firework up his ring. now i don't know the guy but i'm pretty sure he'll have seen fireworks in action before. it's not a surprise when they explode!

/x

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
the dude put a firework up his ring. now i don't know the guy but i'm pretty sure he'll have seen fireworks in action before. it's not a surprise when they explode!

/x

Well, I won't claim that it was undeserved. :) But I can't help feeling some pity for a guy who's (probably) humiliated himself in a bid to impress his friends, when everyone's laughing at him and all he really needs is some Sudocrem (would that help? It might be soothing) and a cup of herbal tea (maybe, to help him calm down).

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Guest Laura@TMB

Perhaps he was being lazy and his mum told him he needed a rocket up the arse...

*boom boom*

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Sign in to follow this  

×
×
  • Create New...