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Slayer for me. SYL are aright like but not bothered with them since City. But i have to agree about "Cult" though i had to shake my head when i heard the "religion is shit' date=' religion is pish, religion is gay.... religion is wank, religion is poop i wish it'd go away!!" That horse died a long time ago Mr King. Stop fucking flogging it!!!! What happened to the OTHER topics in Slayer's lyrical bag? Surely they haven't ran out of Serial Killers and various Historical Tyrants?

New topic: why does Kerry King's lyrics have to rhyme? (i'm assuming he did Cult though - but it tends to be the case).

Oh, could Jake & Dan please just FUCK and get it over with!!! I'm sick of all this online foreplay.[/quote']

Heard Alien by SYL Bazz? If you havent, check out the song "Shitstorm".

Your right, Jake and Dan should get a room.

Anyway, better head off and practice my comedy vocals, cya:up:

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This is his funniest post yet' date=' and that's saying something. Not a clue.

Dink, I'd usually say that when I want your opinion I'll ask for it. However, I will never ask for your opinion as you have no fucking idea what you're on about, which is standard practice for you. Over-using the word "probably" says it all, really. Stick to your metalcore-lite. And surely you should be too busy with your going-places band than having a pop (no pun intended) at me on the internet. Run along now, you're gonna be a star.[/quote']

Liar liar pants on fire.

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But i have to agree about "Cult" though i had to shake my head when i heard the "religion is shit' date=' religion is pish, religion is gay.... religion is wank, religion is poop i wish it'd go away!!" That horse died a long time ago Mr King. Stop fucking flogging it!!!! What happened to the OTHER topics in Slayer's lyrical bag? Surely they haven't ran out of Serial Killers and various Historical Tyrants?

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My point exactly, Stuff like dead skin mask with the inspiration of ed gein is some of there best work.

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My point exactly' date=' Stuff like dead skin mask with the inspiration of ed gein is some of there best work.[/quote']

Ah, I must apologise for my previous post after reading this one. Thought your comment wasn't made on the basis of previous lyrics, and was merely an attempt at Slayer bashing. My mistake.

On that note, it's been a good while since I've listened to Cult. Perhaps it's about time I relistened for a better judgement.

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Very true, its better than the stuff like..

Welcome to 1994

I am going to kill lots of whores

Jesus Is the one who I deplore

Satan makes my ass feel sore

Although you know the score

666 written on the floor

Hell is here, just open the door

I will rhythm a little bit more

Porn is ace, especially hardcore

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Very true' date=' its better than the stuff like..

Welcome to 1994

I am going to kill lots of whores

Jesus Is the one who I deplore

Satan makes my ass feel sore

Although you know the score

666 written on the floor

Hell is here, just open the door

I will rhythm a little bit more

Porn is ace, especially hardcore[/quote']

Fabulous :up:

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Slayer were probably the reason all those shit bands you listen to started playing their racket in the first place. And SYL - whether you love or hate them - are anything but boring and generic.

And if other people actually DID listen to Rupture then YOU probably wouldn't. If more than 3 people cared about them' date=' they'd obviously be a corporate-dick-sucking-emo-band-for-the-wet-knicker-brigade, regardless of their musical output.[/quote']

Uh-oh:

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And he's out! Let's see what our analyst Simon Hughes thinks:

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'There's no doubt at all that Dink is bowling with hefty quantities of spin and keeps missing the wicket wide down the right'. He desperately needs to start getting his deliveries closer to the batsman and finding the target on the left stump, because he's hopelessly out of his depth here'........

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Guest Jake Wifebeater

"We all know how they get fed

They give head, to get ahead

Glam stars are everywhere

And they really don't care

You're a star

Glam star

Another star

Glam star

They think they are so cool

Glam stars never break the rules

Always wanted to be a star

Always wanted a cool sports car

Society's raised on this shit

Become a star through sucking dick

Glam stars they all want more money

So they take it up their bummy"

Beast In Heat - "Glam Star"

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I like slayer, hate the vocals to be honest and the lyrics too, but the riffs are great and i like the bass and drum work too. I don't know too much about SYL other than a few songs i heard about 8 years ago or something, which i thought were pretty dire. I shall probably go give them a listen again at some point

One thing that annoys me about Slayer is Kerry King's soloing, its boring as fuck.

I need to get a hold of the Decapitated album too, what i've heard sounds good. Although at the moment i'm only listening to early Cradle Of Filth.

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I like slayer' date=' hate the vocals to be honest and the lyrics too, but the riffs are great and i like the bass and drum work too. I don't know too much about SYL other than a few songs i heard about 8 years ago or something, which i thought were pretty dire. I shall probably go give them a listen again at some point

One thing that annoys me about Slayer is Kerry King's soloing, its boring as fuck.

I need to get a hold of the Decapitated album too, what i've heard sounds good. Although at the moment i'm only listening to early Cradle Of Filth.[/quote']

Download the following by SYL...

Underneath the waves

Imperial

Shitstorm

The New Black

Almost Again

Love?

All hail the new flesh

Oh my fucking god

Then come back to me with an opinion Alkalinester:up:

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"We all know how they get fed

They give head' date=' to get ahead

Glam stars are everywhere

And they really don't care

You're a star

Glam star

Another star

Glam star

They think they are so cool

Glam stars never break the rules

Always wanted to be a star

Always wanted a cool sports car

Society's raised on this shit

Become a star through sucking dick

Glam stars they all want more money

So they take it up their bummy"

Beast In Heat - "Glam Star"[/quote']

That sounds like an awesome song!

Not only are the lyrics really clever and funny, they also rhyme really well. I can only imagine how good the music will be.

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Uh-oh:

_40908268_watson.jpg

And he's out! Let's see what our analyst Simon Hughes thinks:

simon.png

'There's no doubt at all that Dink is bowling with hefty quantities of spin and keeps missing the wicket wide down the right'. He desperately needs to start getting his deliveries closer to the batsman and finding the target on the left stump' date=' because he's hopelessly out of his depth here'........[/quote']

You not dead yet?

had a chipper lately?

King rib supper anyone?

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Download the following by SYL...

Underneath the waves

Imperial

Shitstorm

The New Black

Almost Again

Love?

All hail the new flesh

Oh my fucking god

Then come back to me with an opinion Alkalinester:up:

what about detox?

slayer have their guarantee of a good time, SYL can be either sides of the spectrum to the extremity in both musicality and song goodness.

but when the pointer of the spectrum i created in my head points to the good side they eat slayer

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what about detox?

slayer have their guarantee of a good time' date=' SYL can be either sides of the spectrum to the extremity in both musicality and song goodness.

but when the pointer of the spectrum i created in my head points to the good side they eat slayer[/quote']

Well said.

Yep how could I forget Detox!:up:

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