Biz Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 It's got to be better than training cats to attack trees Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted August 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 get your application forms in ASAP! quick march. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted August 9, 2006 Report Share Posted August 9, 2006 you smokers have been added to Myspace profile http://www.myspace.com/bizthedrummer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 It's got to be better than training cats to attack treesIs it just me or does that 'cat' look more like a beachball with fur?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 KILL MODEhttp://www.pictureparking.com/pic/60441/mode/M/img.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 CUTE MODEhttp://www.pictureparking.com/pic/60442/mode/M/img.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeC Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 This thread has become just like Deadloss Superstar...........Full of PUSSIES..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted August 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 ohhh, that's good. very quick application forms in by tomorrow, peeps? quick step. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gasss Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Application FormPosition: Bass Player & Designated Stage Target A1. Real Name? F.G.2. Nom De Rock? (if applicable): various3. Gender? Male4. Date Of Birth? 19815. City Of Residence? Aberdeen6. Your preferred music sub-genre (five words maximum)? Experimental Jazz-rock7. Do you currently own a bass guitar? Do you intend to buy one? Yes, a fucked Squier P-Bass.8. Do you currently own a bass amp? Do you intend to buy one? no9. Are you currently a member of any other musical ensemble? Please give details, including level of commitment to them and applicable websites:Unnamed jazz rock band Bike in winter The Van Dykes 10. Do you have any previous bass playing experience (please note, this is not necessarily a requisite)? Please give details: only in the studio11. Do you have previous band experience in any other capacity? Please give details:As guitarist:The Needles 2001-2002Electric Tibet 2001 - 2004Sweetheart 2004 -2006Hauller (about 2 weeks in 2000)Also - Art Fuck, Septic Tank, Alpha Male12. Please give details of your current employment status: busy13. Do you hold a current driving licence? Do you own a car? yes/yes14. Do you have any criminal convictions? If so, please give details (these will not necessarily count against you): no convictions15. Which five albums would you bring with you on the Deadloss Superstar tour van, to be played at great volume when travelling across the country to random gigs? 1- Scott Walker - Scott 2- The Magnetic Fields - 69 Love songs 3- Final Fantasy - Has a good home 4- Stereolab - oscillations from the anti-sun 5- The Microphones - Mount Eerie16. Which five artists/bands would inspire you while playing with Deadloss Superstar? Please give details. 1- Kim Deal 2- Kim Gordon 3- Tina Weymouth 4- Satomi Matsuzaki 5- Debbie Googe17. Additional information to support your application (e.g. quality of your rock shapes, ability to take a kicking on stage, ownership of massive van, close relationship with record label MD, et cetera):My special powers include allergy to alcohol, an ability to nip through hedgerows and looking much younger than I actually am.18. Would you be prepared to play your debut gig with us after only ONE three hour rehersal? Do you think you'd be any good?i've gigged with less19. Are you a smoker?no20. Are you a drinker?maybe a little21. Please include your email address and myspace site (if applicable)www.myspace.com/kharleong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bassdemon Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 I have a zebra print explorer bass, therefore I shouldn't need to fill in an application and should be recruited straight away, without any questions arising about my ability to play said bass guitar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 blimey this is rumbling on, theo walcott is available i hear. and bill wyman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted August 10, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 we never said we'd fill the position quickly we're not likely to play for a few months, having had to knock back some tasty gigs already... so in the meanwhile, we're taking our time to ensure we select the correct target, err, sorry, bassist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 16. Which five artists/bands would inspire you while playing with Deadloss Superstar? Please give details. 1- Kim Deal 2- Kim GordonCool choices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Blastcap Posted August 10, 2006 Report Share Posted August 10, 2006 Originally Posted by The Ghost Of FudgeApplication FormPosition: Bass Player & Designated Stage Target A1. Real Name?David farquhar2. Nom De Rock? (if applicable):various, Mr Blastcap, Mad Dave Sidca, Dwight Darkness3. Gender?male4. Date Of Birth?6th Dec 19745. City Of Residence?Aberdeen6. Your preferred music sub-genre (five words maximum)?anything thats not shit7. Do you currently own a bass guitar? Do you intend to buy one?i have had a bass guitar for years8. Do you currently own a bass amp? Do you intend to buy one?no, i have some guitar amps, but could allways borrow one/hire one. aye9. Are you currently a member of any other musical ensemble? Please give details, including level of commitment to them and applicable websites:sidca (currently resting)th_cats now and again.my own sensitive acoustic weirdness. 10. Do you have any previous bass playing experience (please note, this is not necessarily a requisite)? Please give details:played bass now and again in the early stages of sidca, and play bass on all my mad dave metal four track sessions.11. Do you have previous band experience in any other capacity? Please give details:i once told evan dando he had bad posture.12. Please give details of your current employment status:i work at Makro, in the beers and wine section- so if you want knock off whisky etc.....13. Do you hold a current driving licence? Do you own a car?get a grip. i have a cycle though.14. Do you have any criminal convictions? If so, please give details (these will not necessarily count against you): aye.i cannot recall any details, i was on drugs at the time.15. Which five albums would you bring with you on the Deadloss Superstar tour van, to be played at great volume when travelling across the country to random gigs?1-mark lanegan "bubblegum"2-nirvana "bleach"3-charley Pride "best of"4-GVSB anything by them is peachy5-Royal Trux - same as above16. Which five artists/bands would inspire you while playing with Deadloss Superstar? Please give details.1-abba2-early erasure (just for the "vibe")3-depeche mode4-kyuss5-melvins17. Additional information to support your application (e.g. quality of your rock shapes, ability to take a kicking on stage, ownership of massive van, close relationship with record label MD, et cetera):i look like a junkie, and that allways looks good in band photo's.18. Would you be prepared to play your debut gig with us after only ONE three hour rehersal? Do you think you'd be any good?oh aye. no-one can hear the bass above all that shouting anyhow.19. Are you a smoker?aye, mostly amber leaf. i dont mind other smokers but i draw the line at silk cut, anyone that smokes them is a fuckin poof..20. Are you a drinker?i believe in drinking in moderation...well up untill the point i'm drunk then that all go's out the window..............21. Please include your email address and myspace site (if applicable):www.myspace.com/davidfarquhar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johno Posted August 21, 2006 Report Share Posted August 21, 2006 1. Real Name? Wayne Paterson2. Nom De Rock? (if applicable): Mister Wayne Paterson3. Gender? Male4. Date Of Birth? 20/6/19755. City Of Residence? Udny Station (for those that dont know, in the sticks)6. Your preferred music sub-genre (five words maximum)? Metal7. Do you currently own a bass guitar? Do you intend to buy one? i own a bass 4 string and i intend to buy a 5 stringr8. Do you currently own a bass amp? Do you intend to buy one? yes i own an amp only a 100 watt and i intend to buy better one9. Are you currently a member of any other musical ensemble? Please give details, including level of commitment to them and applicable websites: yes but its not going anywhere10. Do you have any previous bass playing experience (please note, this is not necessarily a requisite)? Please give details:playing for 10 years11. Do you have previous band experience in any other capacity? Please give details: appart from the one that isnt going anywhere no12. Please give details of your current employment status: bass player13. Do you hold a current driving licence? Do you own a car? no but i do have a car14. Do you have any criminal convictions? If so, please give details (these will not necessarily count against you): none of your damn buisness15. Which five albums would you bring with you on the Deadloss Superstar tour van, to be played at great volume when travelling across the country to random gigs?1- Blues to the red sun - Kyuss2- Power Trip - Monster Magnet3- Deliverance - Corrosion Of Conformity4- Superunknown - Soundgarden5- Any System Of A Down Album16. Which five artists/bands would inspire you while playing with Deadloss Superstar? Please give details.1- Cliff Burton2- Krusty the clown3- Peter Griffen4- Quagmire5- Homer Simpson17. Additional information to support your application (e.g. quality of your rock shapes, ability to take a kicking on stage, ownership of massive van, close relationship with record label MD, et cetera): im very good at creating bass lines, give me a beat ill give you a bass line18. Would you be prepared to play your debut gig with us after only ONE three hour rehersal? Do you think you'd be any good? Fuck yea id give it a go19. Are you a smoker? yes of many brands20. Are you a drinker? yes of many brands21. Please include your email address and myspace site (if applicable): DeadMetal17987@aol.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted August 22, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 i thank you all. that's 18 applications forms filled in in total.i believe we've narrowed that down to a shortlist of 8 possible characters.fuck knows what happens next. we'll see what the band say. it'll probably involve the pub and an hour or two at captain toms.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 Application FormPosition: Bass Player & Designated Stage Target ARoom for 1 more???1. Real Name?Yes I have one.2. Nom De Rock? (if applicable):Flash.3. Gender?Flexible.4. Date Of Birth?30th February 1980.5. City Of Residence?Aberdeen.6. Your preferred music sub-genre (five words maximum)?Rock 'n Roll7. Do you currently own a bass guitar? Do you intend to buy one?Yes... But it's a shite Stagg one.8. Do you currently own a bass amp? Do you intend to buy one?Yes it's an Ampeg SVT2-PRO with a 4x10 cab. But someone else has to carry it. 9. Are you currently a member of any other musical ensemble? Please give details' date=' including level of commitment to them and applicable websites:I sing karaoke about once a year.10. Do you have any previous bass playing experience (please note, this is not necessarily a requisite)? Please give details:No, I have limited musical capability.11. Do you have previous band experience in any other capacity? Please give details:Managed Toxik Ephex for a while.12. Please give details of your current employment status:I run 2 legitmate businesses... and the rest...13. Do you hold a current driving licence? Do you own a car?Yes techncially I own 4 cars and 3 motorcycles.14. Do you have any criminal convictions? If so, please give details (these will not necessarily count against you):Us brainy guys never get caught, 15. Which five albums would you bring with you on the Deadloss Superstar tour van, to be played at great volume when travelling across the country to random gigs? 1-Carpenters - Greatest Hits 2-Patti Smith - Land 3-Cheap Trick - Dream Police 4-The Benny Hill Album 5-Bill Hicks Live16. Which five artists/bands would inspire you while playing with Deadloss Superstar? Please give details. 1-Cheap Trick 2-Benny Hill 3-AC/DC 4-The Tubes 5-Eddie Cochran17. Additional information to support your application (e.g. quality of your rock shapes, ability to take a kicking on stage, ownership of massive van, close relationship with record label MD, et cetera):a) I have a bar. It has a stage. We could rehearse there. There are also recording facilities. REPEAT: a bar. Yes a bar. It is fully sotcked with alcohol. A BAR! b) Best mates with Garth.c) I'm a pirate. d) Have access to a company jet. e) You are currently dependent on me for employment 18. Would you be prepared to play your debut gig with us after only ONE three hour rehersal? Do you think you'd be any good?I can't play anyway so a rehersal would only confuse me.19. Are you a smoker?No but I have virtually limitless access to all drugs.20. Are you a drinker?To the point of giving lecture tours. I prefer the term alcophile.21. Please include your email address and myspace site (if applicable):[url']www.myspace.com/flashthepirate 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted August 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 17. Additional information to support your application (e.g. quality of your rock shapes' date=' ability to take a kicking on stage, ownership of massive van, close relationship with record label MD, et cetera):a) I have a bar. It has a stage. We could rehearse there. There are also recording facilities. REPEAT: a bar. Yes a bar. It is fully sotcked with alcohol. A BAR! [/quote']weeeeeee haaaaaave aaaaaaaa winnnnnnnnnner!d) Have access to a company jet. can we spraypaint the deadloss monster on the side? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 can we spraypaint the deadloss monster on the side?Well it already has sharks teeth painted on the nose cone... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted August 23, 2006 Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 Well it already has sharks teeth painted on the nose cone...anyone who has access to a plane and doesn't do that to it has no soul! /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted August 23, 2006 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2006 how many showgirls can you fit in it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ghost Of Fudge Posted October 9, 2006 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2006 ok, so, for the benefit of being able to go out in public and not having to field questions about the identity of our new bassist, here's what i know:deadloss are trying to find a wndow of oppertunity when they will all be in aberdeen simultaneously. when this happens, we'll get four or five bassists along to captain toms for a while, and play some songs with them. hopefully, sometime before that craig will at some point burn them all CDs of deadloss songs to learn.it looks like it's one of two candidates who'll fill our gaping band hole. but there are a couple of outside bets.also, deadloss's's's's newest song got a spin at moshulu on friday night. it sounded mighty, even without harmonica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 CUTE MODEhttp://www.pictureparking.com/pic/60442/mode/M/img.jpgPERVY MODE: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 biker mode ye buftyHe he he - internet boy has all the time and money in the world ...and fit dis he dae ? -that's richt, he fantasies aboot haeing homoerotic sessions with me -this just goes to show what a handsome chapI am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diesel Posted October 11, 2006 Report Share Posted October 11, 2006 PERVY MODE:Michty !!! o_O "Young man, there's no need to feel down. I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground. I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town There's no need to be unhappy. Young man, there's a place you can go. I said, young man, when you're short on your dough. You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find Many ways to have a good time. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A. It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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