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Top 5 lies (and got away with):

1. I'm German! (Trying to chat up English bird in Blackpool.)

2. I'm a 5000 - year old Egyptian King !! (To a weird ex.)

3. I completed the Star Wars figurine collection (1980's)

4. I tottally jumped off the top board at Bon Accord Baths. (!)

5. Rubbing salt and vinegar into a wound helps it !!

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This one?

That's the one! Clinical........

top 5 top of the pops performances

5. new order - blue monday (brilliantly and shambolically going against the show policy of the time and playing it live)

Do you remember them doing 'Fine Time' with Bez onstage? Also cracking........

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Top 5 most idiotic quotes ever.

1. "I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

- Alicia Silverstone, Actress

2. "We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out."

- Decca Records Rejecting the Beatles, in 1962

3. "It is white."

- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

4. "I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding."

- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

5. How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."

- Anonymous Manufacturer

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top five things that happened today 7 Aug 2006

1. the new board at cambridge united announcing that funds will be available for two new signings and that the clubs future is totally secure

2. winning the community shield and euro super cup on football manager 2006

3. martin fowler finally standing up to pauline in eastenders (bout frigging time)

4. doing 40 km on my exercise bike in one day for the first time

5. trying on a load of clothes i never used to be able to fit into, they fit perfectly now!

mind u on a totally shit note i found out that a work colleagues wife died of breast cancer :(

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