Lemonade Posted July 28, 2006 Report Share Posted July 28, 2006 Top 5 things on my computer desk1 - a bag of fresh cherries (mmm....tasty)2 - 2 empty beer bottles3 - 20 Slik Cut4 - An ashtray5 - a parking ticket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Top 5 Most Dangerous Production Motorcycles of all time...Top 5 Most Dangerous Production Motorcycles of all time...1) Kawasaki H2 Triple. Almost everyone that rode one died doing so. The front tyre never wore out because it only connected with the tarmac whilst parked. The engine lasted 3000 miles between rebuilds, and engine failure whilst in motion would usually result in a fatality. 2) Laverda Jota with 180 crank. 140mph, no fairing, and a 'challenging' brake handling interaction. You can still see Jota sized holes in hedges and dykes to this day.3) Honda CBX1000. A transverse 6 cylinder engine and 120 section tyres. Need I say more?4) Yamaha XJ650 Turbo. Not perhaps the most appropriate application of forced induction.5) Norton Commando. Pulling the brake lever made it go faster. Much faster. A supertanker could outbrake one of these... only super tankers can't do 130mph!***Runner up. Yamaha V-Max. 130BHP, shaft drive, forks made of chocolate, chasis made of rubber, and a 15" rear wheel = certain death. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FezMonkey Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Top 5 Types of Tea1) Lapsang Souchong2) Chai3) Lady Grey4) Rose Pouchong5) Assam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_b Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 Top Five Annoying Accents1. Squeaky Scouser2. Eastenders3. Redneck4. Janet Street Porter5. People fae the Broch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 top 5 happy sounds1) a nice chilled bottle of jagermeister being cracked open (ross-reject monkey will no doubt agree!)2) the noise a jacuzzi makes3) the noise the needle makes when it hits the lp4) the noise your head makes when it hits the pillow5) the sound those flutes make that those african dudes played outside marks and spencers every so often Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MKII Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 5) the sound those flutes make that those african dudes played outside marks and spencers every so oftenWow, someone who likes pan pipes, you're kinda rare! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MDP Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 1) a nice chilled bottle of jagermeister being cracked open (ross-reject monkey will no doubt agree!)HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, oh the memories... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam_b Posted July 29, 2006 Report Share Posted July 29, 2006 3) the noise the needle makes when it hits the lpAbsolutely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soundian Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Wow' date=' someone who likes pan pipes, you're kinda rare! [/quote']Aye but African? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Top 5 'discussions' on Aberdeen-Music -1. Starfall To Headline RGU Freshers Weekhttp://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1956&highlight=music"We're headlining" "no you're not, you're just playing last"... Legendary.2. The Best Photo Everhttp://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16375slightly spoiled now as a lot of the pics have gone, but still genius.3. Music In Aberdeenhttp://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33653Inside the mind of Stripey.4. Is Lucifer At Fault?http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14231Maxi prods the Lucifer/MMW firebrands.5. Amy Sawers @ The Northsound Awardshttp://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=37217The new entry. Can it go all the way? Will she? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Good list frosty, especially the inclusion of the Amy Sawers thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Top 5 Partick Thistle goals of the millenium that I've seen:1 - Gerry Britton, Dens Park, 2002: Does a bit of Jim Baxter-esque keepie-up before firing a volley from a country mile out into the net. Hampden here I come......2 - Scott Paterson vs ICT, 2002: Throw in from 25 yards comes in, falls to Paterson who chests it up, waits for it to come back, then blasts it in......3 - Andy Ross vs Raith, 2005: Ross picks up the ball about 30 yards out to the left of the goal, scoops it a mile high into the air, and it somehow falls into the net......4 - Stephen McConalogue vs Cowden, 2005: One out of the textbook - picked up from a Cowden attack by Boab McCulloch, forward to Gilles who sells two dummies, onto Andy Gibson, inch perfect pass to McConalogue who drills a low half volley straight into the corner. Don't see many of those, I tell you.....5 - Graham Dorrans, Balmoor, 2005: Overhead volley from around 30 yards out, it looked better than it sounds...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
south_trendkill Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 top 5 cigarette brands1. l + b2. regal3. marlboro reds4. lucky strike5. richmond im not a menthol fan, at all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.Pel Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 top five cheap alcoholic shit:1.Lambrini2.Buckfast3.White Lightning4.Chambrini5.White label vodka from asda. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Top 5 Drunken Snacks01.Chips, Cheese And Gravy02.Speeeeshul Meat Pizza from Little Belmont Hut03.Chicken Kebab with muchos speeeeshul sauce04.Smoked Sausage Supper05.Cheese Sarbeni Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Top 5 'discussions' on Aberdeen-Music -1. Starfall To Headline RGU Freshers Weekhttp://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1956&highlight=music"We're headlining" "no you're not' date=' you're just playing last"... Legendary.2. The Best Photo Ever[url']http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=16375slightly spoiled now as a lot of the pics have gone, but still genius.3. Music In Aberdeenhttp://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=33653Inside the mind of Stripey.4. Is Lucifer At Fault?http://www.aberdeen-music.com/forums/showthread.php?t=14231Maxi prods the Lucifer/MMW firebrands.those were the days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
psydoll Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Top Five Days01.Friday02.Yesterday03.My Birthday04.Sunday05.Darren Day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Top 5 cheesy pop songs:I'll Brie There For You- The RembrandtsRoquefort me Amadeus- FalcoI'm Stilton Standing- Elton JohnI'd Rather Monterey Jack- Reynolds GirlsGouda Vibrations- The Beach BoysCoat got....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Top 5 cheesy pop songs:I'll Brie There For You- The RembrandtsRoquefort me Amadeus- FalcoI'm Stilton Standing- Elton JohnI'd Rather Monterey Jack- Reynolds GirlsGouda Vibrations- The Beach BoysCoat got.......Shhhh! Don't wake the Cynic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skull Commander Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Top 5 Street Fighter Characters1. Ken Masters (street fighter 3: 3rd strike)2. Ken Masters (street fighter alpha 3)3. Ken Masters (street fighter 2 turbo)4. Ken Masters (street fighter 2 champion edition)5. Ken Masters (street fighter 2) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted July 30, 2006 Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 Top 5 Partick Thistle goals of the millenium that I've seen:2 - Scott Paterson vs ICT' date=' 2002: Throw in from 25 yards comes in, falls to Paterson who chests it up, waits for it to come back, then blasts it in......[/quote']This one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delboy Posted July 30, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 30, 2006 top 5 top of the pops performances1. travis - sing (custard pie fight)2. Madonna - Like a virgin (nice pink wig madge!)3. the orb - blue room (playing chess whilst tune plays)4. morrissey - november spawned a monster (moz writhing around on the stage alone)5. new order - blue monday (brilliantly and shambolically going against the show policy of the time and playing it live) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Marlin Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 Top 5 ways I've lost my house keys:1. Throwing in the skip when taking out the rubbish (Embarrasingly retrieved in full view of my neighbours and passing traffic on Great Northern Road)2. Throwing on top of bathroom cabinet (After getting getting home, locking the door behind me and going for a piss, late for work next day 'cos I was locked in).3. Drunkenly discarding them in a nightclub (Retrieved from venue next day).4. Hidden in jeans pocket in laundry basket (Found week later while doing laundry). 5. Left in locker at work over the weekend (Found on Monday morning). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black_matter Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 top 5 cigarette brands1. l + b2. regal3. marlboro reds4. lucky strike5. richmond im not a menthol fan' date=' at all [/quote']ahh the days i remember of lucky strike in france. They were the only decent smokable things. I'm not partial to a menthol either it tastes like theres a pandrop in your lungs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Neubeatz Posted July 31, 2006 Report Share Posted July 31, 2006 1. Nepalese Temple Balls2. Afgahni Black3. Paki Black4. Red Leb5. Double Zero Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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