Huw Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 that was the best hour ive spent in about a week. i put off going for a piss the entire time though, which, in light of how much this made me laugh was probably not bright. in regards to 'greatest threads ever'; im in favour of it. I do recommend that 'doughy, slightly ageing hussy' has her own forum on the Trading Post though.Or create a groupie forum. That caters for all fetishes (including disease ridden bathroom sex) and sexual preferences. Sparkles could moderate. ps.What a let down!And you went to Jumping Jacks?????? That's even less dignified than promising to suck a guy off in Drummonds toilet & advertising it on the internet.that is a heroic post. truly heroic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted August 13, 2007 Report Share Posted August 13, 2007 Groupies are ultimately a let down though, they don't let you do quite as much stuff as they tell you they'll let you do to them the perils of being a rockstar eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Posted August 16, 2007 Report Share Posted August 16, 2007 This thread is a pile of shit. It promised so much, it delivered so little; a hot sleazy girl with no morals and a fanny smoldering like an overactive volcano and yet, one of the few threads on ab-music I didn't get laid from. What a waste! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartmaxwell Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted August 17, 2007 Report Share Posted August 17, 2007 She promised so much, it delivered so little; a hot sleazy girl with no morals and a fanny smoldering like an overactive volcano and yet, What a waste!Now there is some lyrics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted October 16, 2007 Report Share Posted October 16, 2007 Amazing?I'll gae ye AMAZING, the sasidges and mash just got a mention on Radio Scotland - woo hoo, good auld Tom Morton.Whatever happened to Sparkles? I like to believe her disappearance is down to her spontaneously combusting in a big frothy mess at a King Liar and The Brutes gig, but she probably just went to Bebo or something. I am a relatively hairless guy and noticed Yummy Boy was a bit more hirsute. Wonder if being hairy attracts groupies?. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted October 18, 2007 Report Share Posted October 18, 2007 Wonder if being hairy attracts groupies?It doesn't do any harm, that's for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemz Posted October 31, 2007 Report Share Posted October 31, 2007 Sparkles...Sort yourself out!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted October 21, 2008 Report Share Posted October 21, 2008 I know it's an old one, and it's MASSIVE so haven't trawled through all pages - but it is a most amusing thread......Sparkles (if you still post here....)Is this the stuart?tis my cousin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jcn Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 I remember this thread, lol, this must be the best ever. Is sparkles still here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Sparkles hasn't been since this thread I don't think. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nev Posted October 24, 2008 Report Share Posted October 24, 2008 Last Activity: 01-08-2006 08:18Shame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted October 25, 2008 Report Share Posted October 25, 2008 I reckon Sparkles underwent a transformation after this thread, and became Stripey. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ Jo-D Posted October 28, 2008 Report Share Posted October 28, 2008 yeah maybe posts under a new name now lol ....shame all she did was admit to thinking a band member was hot......... imagine! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Biz Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 this thread was and still is a great waste of time, Sparkles shone, and inspired me in all the right ways Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraser Mac Posted December 9, 2009 Report Share Posted December 9, 2009 ARGH!HADOUKEN THIS THREAD! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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