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The maddest of Aberdeen madmen is back, and he's got a new mission:

http://snsb.byethost31.com/lookingforawoman.htm

Who can resist this bit:

"I am not adverse to introducing a bit of polygamy (polygyny) into my life, so if, say, sisters, women friends or bisexual women partners wanted to share me and for us all to live together as one happy family, then I'd be all for that. One woman at a time is enough to keep me happy but I'd also be happy to live with and take on more than one woman at a time, so long as I didn't have to share the women under my roof with any other man."

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Well, its been truly wonderful having our leading lady, Condi Rice, over here on the European side of the Atlantic and in the news so much. Id like to sing my love a wee song to the tune of Bye Bye Baby as I look forward to her next transatlantic visit. Sigh.

Bye bye Condi

(Cant put it off any longer,

I just gotta tell you, anyway)

Bye bye Condi - Condi, goodbye,

Bye bye Condi - dont make me cry.

Youre the one girl renown Id marry,

Girl Id marry you now if I were free,

I wish it could be.

I could love you but why begin it?

If there aint any future in it?

(Shes Condi and Im not free, so )

Bye bye Condi - Condi, goodbye,

Bye bye Condi - dont make me cry.

Guess I never will know you better,

Wish I knew you before and better,

Gee, how good you would be for me.

Should have told you that I can linger,

Theres no wedding ring on my finger.

(Shes Condi and Im not free, so )

Bye bye Condi - Condi, goodbye,

Bye bye Condi - dont make me cry.

Will Condi Rice marry Peter Dow? Dream on!

St Valentine's Day Proposal February 14th, 2005:

Will Condi Rice marry Peter Dow?

My dearest Condi,

Ive been hinting at my love for you for quite a while now on my Scottish National Standard Bearer website and now, after your recent visit to Britain, Ive been proud to declare my feelings for you in no uncertain terms.

OK its perhaps a bit soon to propose to you since weve never actually met but, hey, neither of us are getting any younger (Im 44) and so I thought Id better pop the question. Will you marry me?

To be honest, Im not too hopeful that youll say yes but in case you want further information, telephone me on

00 44 7796 790 745

Or email me at

peterdow@talk21.com

Loving you anyway,

Peter Dow,

Scottish National Standard Bearer

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Education: Obviously, I am a highly educated person and so a well-educated mature woman or a young woman with the potential to learn would be ideal. A woman reading this and able to send me emails can assume that the chances are that she is smart enough for my requirements

This is the bit that really cracks me up. What a weirdo though- I hope he isn't serious (or is never taken seriously)

And I hope I never meet him.............. I think I'd run away!

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This is the bit that really cracks me up. What a weirdo though- I hope he isn't serious (or is naver taken seriously)

Sadly, he is deadly serious & yes, he had a high level of education. The end of which marked the point where he began to go off the rails. :(

He is very easy to meet - Often has his trolley-board outside the Schoolhill war Memorial or around the Wallace Statue.

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Well' date=' its been truly wonderful having our leading lady, Condi Rice, over here on the European side of the Atlantic and in the news so much. Id like to sing my love a wee song to the tune of Bye Bye Baby as I look forward to her next transatlantic visit. Sigh.

Bye bye Condi

(Cant put it off any longer,

I just gotta tell you, anyway)

Bye bye Condi - Condi, goodbye,

Bye bye Condi - dont make me cry.

Youre the one girl renown Id marry,

Girl Id marry you now if I were free,

I wish it could be.

I could love you but why begin it?

If there aint any future in it?

(Shes Condi and Im not free, so )

Bye bye Condi - Condi, goodbye,

Bye bye Condi - dont make me cry.

Guess I never will know you better,

Wish I knew you before and better,

Gee, how good you would be for me.

Should have told you that I can linger,

Theres no wedding ring on my finger.

(Shes Condi and Im not free, so )

Bye bye Condi - Condi, goodbye,

Bye bye Condi - dont make me cry.

Will Condi Rice marry Peter Dow? Dream on!

St Valentine's Day Proposal February 14th, 2005:

Will Condi Rice marry Peter Dow?

My dearest Condi,

Ive been hinting at my love for you for quite a while now on my Scottish National Standard Bearer website and now, after your recent visit to Britain, Ive been proud to declare my feelings for you in no uncertain terms.

OK its perhaps a bit soon to propose to you since weve never actually met but, hey, neither of us are getting any younger (Im 44) and so I thought Id better pop the question. Will you marry me?

To be honest, Im not too hopeful that youll say yes but in case you want further information, telephone me on

00 44 7796 790 745

Or email me at

peterdow@talk21.com

Loving you anyway,

Peter Dow,

Scottish National Standard Bearer

I think Steve Earle said it slightly better in his classic "Condi, Condi". Sample lyric:

"Oh she loves me oops she loves me not

People say youre cold but I think youre hot"

Great tune.

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I remember when he used to stand on the corner of Union St and Union Terrace with his sandwich board harrasing passers by and trying to force his political views down everyone's throats. That guy's totally barking.

"Ages: Well I am 45 and my main requirement is that my lady be of child-bearing age (aged 16 to 40 is fine), and younger women have time to bear more children. The more children a woman could bear for me, the happier I'll be."

Terrifying.

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ha ha! just looked at www.popbitch.com this morning and guess what was on?

Since Big Love is on telly tonight*

Any PB laydeez who fancy polygamy with a tartan touch should look no further: tinyurl.com/fzhy2

*or maybe Still Game

celtiagirl Mon 24 Jul 21:09, Reply

on the plus side, he seems quite keen to see the queen die

mrbradsteen Mon 24 Jul 23:16, Reply

and he's not racist or homophobic

missyissy Mon 24 Jul 23:34, Reply

I'm a smoker - I am gutted he won't have me.

tamara_bumpdeeay Mon 24 Jul 22:05, Reply

I'm tempted to give up my drug habit

a catch like him doesn't come along every day you know

shagpile_perm Mon 24 Jul 22:15, Reply

Would you really give up everything that you have

to live in Aberdeen? It has got to be worse than East Angular.

tamara_bumpdeeay Mon 24 Jul 22:19, Reply

I have relatives there honey

it's not good

missyissy Mon 24 Jul 22:42, Reply

I live there

theres only one good looking man here. and he's a mute

shagpile_perm Mon 24 Jul 22:48, Reply

And there's no way Sooty would ever leave Soo.

popfiction Mon 24 Jul 22:49, Reply

he would if sweep ever gave the nod

missyissy Mon 24 Jul 22:54, Reply

I see your point.

popfiction Mon 24 Jul 22:57, Reply

Different story if he lived in Finnport though...

Consider this, you're warm noo, but how's it gonnae be in a wee stony jail cell, with nothing to heat ye up... but a hot boabie RIGHT up your arse!

mr_e_mannn Mon 24 Jul 22:30, Reply

Christ you girls are judgemental

Us blokes don't judge a book by it's cover. Unless they're fat or downs obnov.

spank_daley Mon 24 Jul 22:18, Reply

hahah I knew you'd suddenly appear

do you have a page like this?

shagpile_perm Mon 24 Jul 22:19, Reply

How dare you even suggest it!

Mine has better music and less pop-ups. "What I'm Looking for in a woman: Low standards, pulse." you should see fliddy's

spank_daley Mon 24 Jul 22:24, Reply

I knew I recognised the number

missyissy Mon 24 Jul 22:23, Reply

heh

LUKE AT MAH SEXEH BODEH!

spank_daley Mon 24 Jul 22:29, Reply

*sighs*

what a shame my life is so complicated already, him being so attractive and all.

missyissy Mon 24 Jul 21:42, Reply

oh.. go on, give him a call.

he's hot, horny and his balls are probably backed up to bursting...

mrsix Mon 24 Jul 21:46, Reply

hmm - a life on welfare in Aberdeen

it's certainly tempting.

missyissy Mon 24 Jul 21:50, Reply

And a 41" gut to keep you warm at night.

tamara_bumpdeeay Mon 24 Jul 22:07, Reply

Who wouldn't be charmed

by a 30 minute walk to the supermarket as your week's highlight

celtiagirl Mon 24 Jul 21:55, Reply

I'm not actually sure I could handle all the excitement tbh

missyissy Mon 24 Jul 21:57, Reply

not being funny

but I think he should set his standards a little lower... he's not going to get anyone thats well educated for a start. are there no sexy single men left in the world?

shagpile_perm Mon 24 Jul 21:20, Reply

well, that chair where he sits for a start

and the underwear *shudder*

goldmeshthong Mon 24 Jul 21:42, Reply

why does he have his mouse mat and mouse

perched on his crotch?

shagpile_perm Mon 24 Jul 21:49, Reply

vibrating mouse donchanow

tinyurl.com/grvcv

goldmeshthong Mon 24 Jul 22:07, Reply

"stress relief"?

Is it true that the vibrator was created to cure hysteria?

tamara_bumpdeeay Mon 24 Jul 22:09, Reply

hahahahahaha !

once i was in the tube. this lady tried to find something in her bag and KERPLONK! her vibrator fell from her bag. gold cock. never in my life i saw a person's face turn blue then green then white :-(((((((((((((((

goldmeshthong Mon 24 Jul 22:12, Reply

thats, not a mouse............

*eek*

mrsix Mon 24 Jul 21:56, Reply

The fussiness

over arse size suggest he's already a PB poster

He has a touch of the Imran Khans about him too.

celtiagirl Mon 24 Jul 21:25, Reply

I've only just read these

I live off welfare and have done for years

Of course, welfare here does pay extra for children and so I can afford to bring up kids no problem

*rings number*

shagpile_perm Mon 24 Jul 21:47, Reply

has Whuppity

moved?

celtiagirl Mon 24 Jul 21:57, Reply

I like the way he's open to ladies and their sisters

as long as no other men are involved. and its generous of him to lower his age limit to 16. nice. I have a hunch he's be quite happy to go lower

shagpile_perm Mon 24 Jul 21:42, Reply

"A woman reading this

and able to send me emails can assume that the chances are that she is smart enough for my requirements."

celtiagirl Mon 24 Jul 21:51, Reply

hahah

he says hes well educated then comes out with a comment like that. has he never read this site?

shagpile_perm Mon 24 Jul 21:53, Reply

*looks at the mobile number again*

oh God ...

missyissy Mon 24 Jul 22:03, Reply

I'm tempted to ring the number

just to ask the lazy cunt why he doesn't have a fucking job

shagpile_perm Mon 24 Jul 22:35, Reply

since he obviously hasn't been welfare to worked

I imagine he's on DLA due to long term mental health problems

missyissy Mon 24 Jul 23:15, Reply

The interesting thing is that while this idiot is

no doubt still waiting for his first reply, Peter Sutcliffe is getting marriage proposals by the sackload.

popfiction Mon 24 Jul 22:28, Reply

our cleaner at work had a thing for Ian Huntley

missyissy Mon 24 Jul 22:41, Reply

See! There are even people, somewhere,

who fancy Paul Dannan.

popfiction Mon 24 Jul 22:42, Reply

thats just going too far

shagpile_perm Mon 24 Jul 22:49, Reply

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  • 2 years later...

No way, this could well get funnier.

Incidentally, I find it well funny that he waves the Lion Rampant around as if it were the flag of Scotland, it is of course the flag of the monarchy in Scotland, and is not permitted to be flown by private subjects. Comprehending such subtlety is way beyond Mr Dow's capabilities.

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