HeinzHines Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Review:Project:Venhell are drawing a different kind of line in the sand. "IT' JUST NOISE!!!" exclaims the wobbly belly of their singer, crudely scrawled in marker pen. And NOISE it is. Sometimes NOISE is all we want. Project:Venhell deal not so much in songs as in short, sharp shocks: 186,000 tiny explosions per second, so fast you cannot see where they begin and end. They look nothing like what you might expect from their hardcore racket; cherubic faces smiling despite the chaos, cleary enjoying themselves - crucially derailing any notion of the earnestness that can often cloud this genre. In short, they are having fun. It's infectious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 "wobbly belly" - that's ACE!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted July 16, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 I know...haha, its my favourate line. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Cherubic faces smiling despite the chaos, awwww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gasss Posted July 16, 2006 Report Share Posted July 16, 2006 Well done PVH!The review of The Acute is even funnier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Project:Venhell deal not so much in songs as in short' date=' sharp shocks: 186,000 tiny explosions per second, so fast you cannot see where they begin and end.[/quote']Haha, what a bunch of bollocks. It's like they wrote the review from looking at the photograph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larsen B Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 Haha' date=' what a bunch of bollocks. It's like they wrote the review from looking at the photograph.[/quote']Yes, i saw this yesterday. If they wrote the review from looking at the picture then they wouldn't have said they looked like they were having fun. He looks petrified! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 I canna believe you went for 'belly oot' at TITP...nice one....although I found the 6-pack at the Lemon Tree more amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted July 17, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 The skinny reviewed aswell: Found here: http://www.skinnymag.co.uk/content/view/2014/As the soulful euphoria of the Twilights fades, the frantic blellum of young Aberdonian quartet Project: Venhell jolts to life on the T Break stage. Putting in a blistering half hour of orchestrated chaos which sounds something like Oxes being ushered through Fugazi's school of post-hardcore delirium at double speed, this is an all too brief smattering of the underground diversity that Scotlands more popular cultural outlets snobbishly refuse to shout about. "My face isn't Sally's!" frontman Hines screeches - you what? The Skinny digs it with an industrial quarry scooping shovel nevertheless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Stax Posted July 17, 2006 Report Share Posted July 17, 2006 WellGetin! HINES FOR PRESIDENT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luscious vicar Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Getin! HINES FOR PRESIDENTHaha ah whit!!pfft to your hinesHines is fat hes dead.soggy cat play sister resist 21st July. Be there dicks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Jesus, Hines has caught a bitchin' tan since I last saw him - really suits those corn rows tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eat your parents Posted July 18, 2006 Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 Haha' date=' what a bunch of bollocks. It's like they wrote the review from looking at the photograph.[/quote']The reviewer was most definitely there as he's a good friend of mine and I spent a lot of the weekend with him at the T-Break stage.Unless he was a dastard apparition forever confusing the cynical t in the park regular with a twisted tongue full of acute alliteration, and sharp imagery minus Larkin-esque similes, then I think it's a pretty hot review. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted July 18, 2006 Author Report Share Posted July 18, 2006 soggy cat play sister resist 21st July. Be there dicksFor those not in the know, soggy cat is PVH - me = no bellies on show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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