mcsheepie Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 My neighbour only seems to own 2 albums, the greatest love songs in the world part 342 and James Blunts album. My floor is shaking cos she's playing Blunt so loudly! I'm in hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stripey Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 retaliate by playing whigfield - saturday night, on repeat, whenever you leave the house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 If it's a council flat, phone the noise pollution section, or whatever it's called. They can come round and do a decibel count. Failing that, stab the bastard bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arcadian Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 Make a cd consisting of only "Wolf Eyes - stabbed in the face" and "Sunn - it took the night to believe" and keep it looped, for ever, if you dislike the prospect of having to touch a whigfield cd.Alternatively, guitar/bass + loud amp + electroharmonix big muff and small clone, turn it up till you get some feedback, then play with the pedal dials until you get the awesome oscillating noise of "brrzzzzshhhh weeoooo weeeoooo weeeoooo" then vary the pitch and volume until you're happy they've either killed themselves or at given up the noise war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tam o' Shantie Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 my next door neighbour's dog barks almost all the time...the twat then shouts "SHADAP" arguably louder than the dog. Hey you fucking moron, why don't you try taking your scummy fucking mongrel out of your shitty flat for a walk once in a while? if it doesnt fucking stop i'll be shoving some schmackos laced with rat poison through the bastard's letterbox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowball Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 I'm having to go to court because of my bloody neighbour. He's being done for breach of the peace. It was my other neighbour and I's peace that he breached. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted June 11, 2006 Report Share Posted June 11, 2006 one of my upstairs neighbours has 7 large dogs (5 german shephards and 2 springer spaniels) in a one bedroom flat. Oh and one of the dogs has had puppies recently. That's a lot of fun. I just love the overpowering stench of dog piss every time I come through my front door into the hallway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 My neighbours hate me and my flatmate as he has a weird habit of doing DIY, with power tools, at like midnight. Plus I do tend to listen to quite loud music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowl O' Alpen Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 My upstairs neighbour tries to play bass every night which is annoying. And the girl downstairs must have her Sugababes CD stuck in the machine cos it's always fucking on. I retaliated recently by going on a night out and setting my CD player to go off 'full blast' at half one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alexandra Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 The girl who lives above me just plays really bad music (ie, delta goodrem/um/am or whatever she's called etc) and sings as loudly as she can along to it. Her voice is usually louder than the music, and it just goes on for hours and hours and hours. (I would like to add that her singing is absolutely awful)She actually never shuts up. Also, she must be the size of a whale because the amount of banging noises that come from upstairs is ridiculous.Oh, and right now she's watching sex in the city. (Yeah, I can hear her tv too). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeid Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 When I lived in Aberdeen, the lads above me went out and left their music on infinate repeat for the whole day. It was fuckin blasting! I could cope with it cos I was out for a while, but at 3am my patience snapped! Called the pigs(oink oink) and they busted into the house and shut it down.What a relief! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted June 12, 2006 Report Share Posted June 12, 2006 retaliate by playing whigfield - saturday night' date=' on repeat, whenever you leave the house.[/quote']ha, brilliant reference Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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